Summer Roberts quotes from The O.C.

Seth

Summer, can I walk you to class?

Summer

I can walk myself.

Seth

Great, then you can walk me, too.

Marissa

Hey, how goes it with Chip?

Summer

Well, he's surprised that the ocean is big! Smoke another beer, Chip.

Marissa

Wow, someone is in a good mood.

Wow, check it out. It's like totally dark but totally visual.

Summer

[annoyed] Yeah. Not understanding a word you're saying. Finish 'shrooming. I'm gonna go get a drink.

Anna

Summer!?

Summer

Anna!?

Seth

There should be a channel on television, I think, of us watching television.

Anna

We're that good.

Summer

Yeah, you are. You're so that good. You're whole witty-banter thing is so cute, you guys. You guys are like brother and sister. Yeah, you guys could totally be related.

Summer

I'm busy. Studying. Naked.

Seth

[outside the door] Is that supposed to keep me away?

Summer

Cohen? You're at my house!

Seth

And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.

Seth

Okay, listen. Summer, it's not like now that me and Anna broke up I'm now choosing you. Okay? Because the whole reason that we broke up is because for me it's always been you, Summer. It's always been you. I've tried to fight it and I've tried to deny it. And I can't do it. I can't. You're undeniable.

Summer

The other night, when we... had sex... you weren't the only virgin in the room.

Seth

There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?

Summer

Me, jackass.

Seth

I'm sorry, Summer. I need to take a stand. Okay, this whole separation of the public and private spheres is not working for me. I can't do it.

Summer

But I told you how-

Seth

One day, you know, you might have some MTV-driven radio hits and a little moderately priced teen clothing line. I could get offered $20 million to portray a blind superhero in a red leather unitard. But until the, as long as we're complete faceless nobodies living in obscurity... I can't acknowledge you privately if you're not gonna acknowledge me publicly. So, let me know when you're ready to come to the bargaining table. But until then, you just consider me on strike.

Summer

Well you'll be crossing your own picket line in no time.

Seth

Fight the power.

Summer

My Dad says chins are the new nose.

Anna

So did Picasso.

Summer

Really? What hospital does he work for? Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow!

Seth

The ink's all smudged, I can't even read it! Is that a "v" or a "q"? Here, look, right there. First sentence says "I love you," but what is that word right there? "Azerbaijan"? "Aztecs"?

Summer

Aspirin.

Seth

You think it says "aspirin"?

Summer

No, you're giving me a headache.

Seth

Okay. "Coincidence"? "Confucius"? What is the "c" word?

Summer

Confusing?

Seth

You think it says "confusing"?

Summer

No! You're confusing me.

Seth

Right on. I'm hoping for a little Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, maybe Kate Bosworth myself. [Summer hits him] Ow! What? It's okay for you to pine over Legolas?

Summer

Yeah, he's an elf. He saved Middle-Earth. That is a huge part of European history.

Summer

I'm gonna study this thing so hard I'm even gonna out-Jew you. [opens the Haggadah]

Seth

You're reading it backwards.

Summer

You don't like hardware stores and you cry during chick flicks. Next thing you're gonna tell me, you walk in on Ryan changing.

Seth

Hey... that's crazy. Let's go to the hardware store.

Summer

You were in the comic book club?

Seth

Yeah. I was the president and only member.

Summer

Was I really mean to you?

Seth

No, that would have required you to speak to me. Or anyone to speak to me.