Do I force a confrontation or do I just continue to be whiny and passive-aggressive until she realizes what a catch I am?
“The Strip” · Season 1, Episode 26
In this episode: Seth Cohen (4), Julie Cooper (2), Sandy Cohen (1), Summer Roberts (1), Kirsten Cohen (1), Marissa Cooper (1), Theresa (1)
I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.
Sure you can. I intend to.
Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.
What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.
Get away from him, whore!
Hey hey hey! She's not a whore. She goes to UNLV.
Oh, I'm sorry. Skank.
I wanna kill him [Caleb]...of course, then I'd have to go to jail but it'll be better than moving in with him and my mom.
I don't want Chippendales. I want strippers, full-on, full-frontal male strippers. Preferably at a place that serves bottomless margaritas.
Or, I could invite the girls over and I could throw you a lovely catered bachelorette cocktail party.
With strippers.
[...]
[pleads] Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.
One little stripper.
Yes! You're the best! [Kirsten walks away] But no Chippendales. And not little!
HHayley
[to Julie] You see, Jeffrey here might be a stripper, but honey, you're a whore.
[after seeing Jimmy punch Caleb] Jimmy, what are you doing? You beat me to the punch.
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