Do you think I look at all like Tony Blair?
Uh, you have nicer hair.
Thank you. Good hair. Leader of Great Britain. I would call it a wash.
“The Showdown” · Season 2, Episode 22
In this episode: Summer Roberts (2), Kirsten Cohen (2), Julie Cooper (2), Seth Cohen (1), Sandy Cohen (1), Caleb Nichol (1), Zach Stevens (1)
All this time I thought you were a nice guy.
Wake up, I'm a water-polo player, we're never nice guys.
You know, I really thought things were gonna be different this time. But you haven't changed at all. You've found new and even more public ways of disappointing me.
Oh, my gosh. How much vodka did you put in this?
Normal amount. Little less.
RReed
Summer, Seth and Zach have talent. They could have careers in comics. But you are the Nico of the group.
I'm sorry. I don't get references before 1990.
You have been monitored to one degree or another since before we were married. The affair you had with your former husband. The tryst last year with that high-schooler... Luke.
Oh, my God.
I mean, your daughter's boyfriend. What will people think?
Ex-boyfriend.
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