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The O.C. · Season 2, Episode 18

“The Risky Business” quotes from The O.C.

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“The Risky Business” · Season 2, Episode 18

In this episode: Sandy Cohen (3), Seth Cohen (2), Ryan Atwood (1), Summer Roberts (1), Zach Stevens (1), Trey Atwood (1)

Just ah, something I picked up in prison.

Ah yeah, the old scallion and chiv omelet. I've seen Lock Up. Stallone's finest work since Over the Top.

Stallone, huh? Eh, I'm more of a Van Damme fan.

What, are you kidding me? Seagal, man.

Yeah, a divided house cannot eat. Now we all gotta get together between a single action hero.

So... a charity event where the donors keep half the profits and a yard sale with no yard. Hm. So that's how they do it in the OC.

Joan, tell me you didn't order those napkin rings? This is not a mob wedding.

You guys bringing back the comic book?

SZSeth and Zach

No! No. Goodness gracious no!

It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.

Okay, folks, here's a beautiful Erté-esque statue. Yes, indeed. Very fetching. What do we start the bidding at? $75. I guess it's very "esque"... more "esque" than Erté.

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