Summer Roberts quotes from The O.C.

Summer

You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens, Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honour -- God, that is so freakin hot! In a mythic, biblical, Samurai, western kind of way.

Summer

Oh, I love helping sick people. It's just they kept making me sick. So I've been reassigned to gun-shot victims, 'cause you can't catch one of those.

Summer

There's nothing I hate more then perky blondes who want to take over the world.

Summer

Captain Oats is a really good listener. Princess Sparkle, she just kinda stands there and looks cute.

Summer

I will join the synchronized swim team, do rhythmic gymnastics, shot-put, collect stamps, march for women's rights, free animals from laboratories. You know, I will even read comic books with Cohen and his wack pack of social maladjusts. But, drama club: no.

Summer

(Leaving a message on Seth's answering machine) Cohizzle, you said you'd only be gone 10 minutes.

Summer

[to Taylor] Welcome to the terror dome, Townsend. You're busted.

Summer

[when the college counselor asks her what she wants] I want 365 sundaes, I don't mean the day after Saturday.

Summer

[to Seth] I don't do sarcasm anymore. I'm post-ironic.

Summer

It is stupid, and dangerous, and (crash) ... oh my God. Go 187 on that zombie's ass.

Marissa

Oh, well, actually, Summer, Ryan's already been promised to someone else.

Summer

I can't believe this. You gave him to someone else? Who? Who's pathetic enough not to have a date the day before cotillion?

Anna

Actually, at this point, that would be you.

Seth

I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.

Summer

80 is the new 70.

Seth

What? Who talks like that?

Summer

Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does!

Seth

Well they have God on their side, Summer, okay. I'm not gonna beat Jesus.

Summer

I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us they are. And she's a girl!

Seth

That's insulting to your own gender.

Summer

Not as insulting as it is to you.

Summer

What're you doing?

Seth

Almost watching TV. This is either SpongeBob SquarePants or JAG.

Seth

You ate my toast, Summer.

Summer

I like crusts, Seth.

Seth

Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.

Summer

You know what else is undeniable?

Seth

What?

Summer

The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.

Seth

Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked.

Summer

Eww.

Seth

Summer?

Summer

What kind of family do you have, Cohen?

Seth

The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.