The ink's all smudged, I can't even read it! Is that a "v" or a "q"? Here, look, right there. First sentence says "I love you," but what is that word right there? "Azerbaijan"? "Aztecs"?
Aspirin.
You think it says "aspirin"?
No, you're giving me a headache.
Okay. "Coincidence"? "Confucius"? What is the "c" word?
Confusing?
You think it says "confusing"?
No! You're confusing me.
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