“The L.A.” quotes from The O.C.

Seth

Listen, man, this is a good time for you, okay, Ryan Atwood. This is clean-slate Ryan. Finally you have no women to protect from violent goateed factory workers or pill-popping manic depressives.

Ryan

I guess you're right, I guess I really do have a clean slate.

Seth

You do! Dude, since day one of you getting here it has been nothing but lady drama with you: Marissa, Theresa, Luke, Oliver, Eddie... dude, I'm getting exhausted just thinking about it.

Ryan

I am kinda tired.

Seth

You should be! And you know what, you're gonna get a break, 'cause you deserve it. I think I'm going to declare this month... Angst-Free Ryan Month.

Ryan

Month? You think it's going to last a month?

Seth

Angst-Free Ryan Week. With an option for an additional week if you like it.

Ryan

Okay! Thanks, bud.

Seth

Maybe they're not having sex. Maybe they just go to a motel to spoon and watch Charlie Rose.

Ryan

Is that Grady? He's kind of like you.

Seth

What? Handsome and charming?

Ryan

No. Geeky and sarcastic.

Caleb

Look, I know when I'm not wanted.

Sandy

And yet you're always at our house!

Seth

Right on. I'm hoping for a little Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, maybe Kate Bosworth myself. [Summer hits him] Ow! What? It's okay for you to pine over Legolas?

Summer

Yeah, he's an elf. He saved Middle-Earth. That is a huge part of European history.