Oh, I get it. I'm just here for the comic relief.
“The Perfect Couple” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Seth Cohen (6), Summer Roberts (4), Ryan Atwood (3), Kirsten Cohen (2), Sandy Cohen (1), Marissa Cooper (1), Anna Stern (1)
So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
You still play Magic.
Yeah, but not as much.
Summer, can I walk you to class?
I can walk myself.
Great, then you can walk me, too.
You and Julie Cooper trapped on a boat, huh?
Yeah.
Can't wait to see how that one goes.
I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.
What? Girlfriend? I thought that you didn't do girlfriends. I mean you did 'em, but you know what I'm saying.
What? It's Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to.
Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Sometimes I do.
I do not like Seth Cohen. I mean, I can't like Seth Cohen. He's, like, Seth Cohen!
You walked in on them? Ryan and Marissa Cooper. Didn't I tell ya?
[unamused] No.
[sarcastically, to Caleb] You are the official sponsor of the "Julie Cooper Comeback Tour"?
Hey, how goes it with Chip?
Well, he's surprised that the ocean is big! Smoke another beer, Chip.
Wow, someone is in a good mood.
[Seth and Anna are observing a woman with breast implants and her husband]
Oh goodness, look at that piece right there. Get a northeasterly breeze, that toupée's gonna go overboard.
Good thing his wife has surgically enhanced flotation devices because then she can jump in after him.
CChip
Wow, check it out. It's like totally dark but totally visual.
[annoyed] Yeah. Not understanding a word you're saying. Finish 'shrooming. I'm gonna go get a drink.
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