Superman-as-Batman quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Um...Superman?

Yes?

Um, how can I put this...I was just thinking, it might be nice to see each other when I wasn't--I don't know, falling out a window or something. Not that I'm not grateful for all the times you've helped me, you understand.

I understand.

You do?

It's the First National Bank.

You better go. People might-- [Superman takes off] --get hurt. [starts walking dejectedly away] I understand, Lois. Really, you do! Yep, you're a complete moron. Why, thank you, Superman, I think I'm a total loser too...geez.

I heard you were crazy. I didn't think you were stupid. [uses X-ray vision to see through Batman's cowl] Bruce Wayne?

You peeked.

Thank you. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.

I'm aware of that.

See anything?

Luthor's been lining his buildings with lead. It blocks my x-ray vision.

Well, there's always the direct approach.

[punches in the door, bows Batman inside]

You're learning.

Harley Quinn

Puddin'!

At this point, he probably is.

Where's the Joker?

Who knows? Making Ha-Ha with Harley Quinn.

I didn't think you were foolish enough to make trouble in my town.

Roxy Rocket

Well, with Batman missing, the other crooks in Gotham are picking the city clean. I thought I'd try my luck here.

Back up. What do you mean, Batman missing?

Roxy Rocket

I thought you'd know. Don't all you spandex boys have club meetings or something?

We're not exactly friends.

Roxy Rocket

Aww. I'll be your friend.

Where's your boss?

Around.

Okay, let's try this another way: where's Bruce?

Commissioner Gordon

This was taken by airport security two hours ago. I thought you'd be interested. [hands over a photo]

[takes it, stares at it nonplussed]

Commissioner Gordon

[points] Right here. Look familiar?

[wanders off a ways, whispers] Bane.

Ah, yes. Bane.

That was close.

[searching the utility belt for a grapple] You're telling me. The sooner we find your boss, the better.

Right side.

So how'd you do Batman's voice?

[As Batman] Precise muscle control. [As Robin] Plus I have a pretty good ear.

[Pauses, creeped out] Don't do that again.

All this sneaking around isn't exactly my style.

What do you mean? It's half the fun!

The Penguin

Even if I did know where to find the Mad Hatter, I'm no stool pigeon. Why should I tell you?

A man's life is in danger. Isn't that enough?

The Penguin

You're breaking my heart.

[Whispers] Kick over the desk. [Superman looks uncertain, hesitating] Just do it!

[Kicks the desk over and into the wall] I won't ask twice.

The Penguin

All right, no need to get your feathers ruffled. It happens our capped compadre is attending a meeting of notable ne'er-do-wells. They're hatching a plot to capitalize on your... purported disappearance.

[Lifts him of the ground by his collar] Where?

Now he's gettin' it.

He's really being controlled by aliens? Eugh.

I'm deeply hurt.

Sorry.

I hear the city's been busy.

Nothing the kid couldn't handle. I have to say, for a guy who's supposed to be such a loner, you sure know how to pick a partner.