Superman-as-Batman quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Can you stop it?

Batgirl

In a minute you'll either know, or won't care.

Roxy Rocket

I get it, we'll live to play another day.

Roxy Rocket

What's this?

My kind of game. And you lost.

Catwoman

After what I just did for you, you don't trust me?

I might have been knocked out twice tonight, but I still have my long-term memory.

Nightwing! What are you doing here?

Nightwing

Oh, just following a pattern of obsessive behavior instilled in me at an early age.

You should work on your stealth skills. I heard you coming halfway across the rooftop.

Nightwing

Good to see you too.

You all right?

Nightwing

Yeah, what's a couple of ribs?

Dick Grayson

[being summoned as Robin] This isn't a good time.

I'm not making a schedule.

You're late.

Excuse me for having a life.

Where's the Joker?!

I-I don't know!

Daddy!

Remember now?!

Batman, not like this. Not in front of his family.

The sooner he talks, the sooner we leave.

[sees Connor's son starting to cry] I'm outta here now!

Batgirl! I still can't believe it! How could you keep something like this from me?!

Batgirl

You weren't exactly honest with me either.

But you told him! [points at Batman]

Batgirl

He knew.

It wasn't my place to tell you.

But it was your place to put her in danger?!

Batgirl

It wasn't like that! I volunteered!

You think you did! You don't know him like I do. He manipulates, pulls strings! Anything to get what he wants!

I thought we had the same goals.

Things change. I changed. The game's over, Batman. I quit.

[trying to stop him from leaving] Robin, wait--

[answers phone] Hello, Dullsville Central.

Is Clark Kent there?

No, may I ask who's calling?

A friend. It's critical that he gets this message.

Shoot.

Livewire has escaped in Gotham. If he wants to get on top of the story, he needs to get there, right away. Do you understand?

Who is this? Sounds like a cape to me.

Easy, Harvey, it's the good cop. I thought I'd better find you before the Judge did.

Two-Face

Don't do any favours!

We have to get him out.

Got a mop?

Creeper

Whoo! I like a girl who plays rough.

But... she just tried to kill you!

Creeper

You're young. You'll learn.

Who are you?

Creeper

[sinister] They call me... "Yellow-Skinned Wacky Man"! But I prefer "the Creeper."

Call Arkham, quick.

Creeper

Jilted madman stalks crazy clown girl - film at eleven!

"Film at eleven"? You don't think... ?

The chemicals in the vat could have interacted with Joker's laughing gas. And he had Ryder's credit card.

You mean... That's Jack Ryder? The news guy?

What's left of him.

[re. The Creeper.] Which way did he go?

That way.

Harley

It's just me, B-Man. No Joker, no gas bombs, no city in peril - just you, that tank and me.

Why?

Harley

To show Mr. J I could really pull off one of his plans! See, he could never get these fishies to smile, but then I had the bright idea of hanging the victim - that's you - upside down. That way to you, it'll look like they're smiling! Clever?

[deadpan] Brilliant.

Harley

Yeah, yeah, I can tell you're less than thrilled. You know, for what it's worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps. But there comes a time when a gal wants more, and now all this gal wants is to settle down with her loving sweetheart.

[incredulous] You and the Joker?

Harley

Right-a-rooney!

Harley

I've never seen you laugh before! I don't think I like it!

Harley

[deeply unsettled] Cut it out! You're giving me the creeps!

You little fool! The Joker doesn't love anything except himself. Wake up, Harleen! He had you pegged for hired help the minute you walked into Arkham.

Harley

That's not... no. No! He told me things! Secret things he never told anybody!

Was it his line about the abusive father? [Harley looks shocked] Or the one about the runaway mom? He's gained a lot of sympathy with that one.

Harley

STOP IT! YOU'RE MAKING ME CONFUSED!

What was it he told that one parole officer? Oh, yes. "There was only one time I ever saw dad really happy. He took me to the ice show when I was seven..."

Harley

[softly] The circus...he said it was the circus...

He's got a million of them, Harley.

Harley

YOU'RE WRONG! MY PUDDIN' DOES LOVE ME, HE DOES! You're the problem! And now you're gonna die and make everything right!

Except he'll never believe you did it.

Harley

[stops] Huh? Sure he will!

How's Joker going to know I'm really gone? All those fish will leave are scraps of bone and cloth. Anyone can fake that. [Harley's eyes flick to his utility belt, draped over a counter.] True, you've got my belt, but it's not the same as a body. He'll never buy it.