Harvey Bullock quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Harvey Bullock

So you survive the Joker and the rest of those freaks only to buy it from Jed Clampett and a bunch of bugs - and I got to be here to see it!

You're not the real Santa Claus!

Harvey Bullock

(Dressed as Santa) Sure I am! Wanna see my gun?

Harvey Bullock

Ow!

My name is Mary McSweeney, Santa. Can you bring my dad home for Christmas?

Harvey Bullock

Gee, I don't know. Where is your dad?

In prison.

Harvey Bullock

Whoa! Your dad is Mad Dog... uh, Mike McSweeney?

Harvey Bullock

[aside, to Montoya] Poor kid. I sent her old man up the river three months ago. [to Mary] Uh, look, kid, I'd like to help you, but it's like this... [sighs] What I'm trying to say is, some wishes even Santa can't make come true. [gives Mary money] Ah, here, get yourself something nice for the holidays.

[hugs him] Thank you, Santa! Would it be okay if I bought something for my dad, too?

Harvey Bullock

As long as it ain't a hacksaw, why not?

Batgirl

Don't waste your ammo on him, shoot the Santa.

Harvey Bullock

[looks at Montoya] You wouldn't...?

Not you, dope! [points at Santa statue] That Santa!

Harvey Bullock

Did you read her her rights?

Yes, sir.

Harvey Bullock

Then she knows they don't include this.

Calendar Girl

NO, DON'T! DON'T LOOK, PLEASE! Oh, no...!

Batgirl

She's beautiful!

She can't see that anymore. All she sees are the flaws.

Harvey Bullock

(after seeing Lynns' shrine to Cassidy) Whoo, this guy's got it bad! Vincenzo, get some pictures. I'm gonna check the fridge.

Yeah, there's a lot of evidence in there, Detective!

Bullock

Shut up.

Harvey Bullock

So she smoked you.

Supergirl

We put up a fight!

Harvey Bullock

And lost. I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but where's the Bat?

Batgirl

We're handling this.

Harvey Bullock

Oh, that's reassuring.

Batgirl

Don't let that donut-dunker get to you. We're gonna have this whole thing sewn up before Batman and Superman get back.

Supergirl

Sure. How hard can it be? Two against one, right?

Batgirl

Right!

Livewire, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn. So who was responsible for the collar?

Harvey Bullock

Just a couple of rookies.

Barbara Gordon

Rookies?!

You bum!

Impressive.

Harvey Bullock

Well... they show some potential.

[high-five] YES!

Detective Harvey Bullock

Hey, he can't leave a crime scene with evidence.

You want to stop him? Be my guest!