Creeper quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Creeper

[chuckles maniacally.] Breaking news! [sinister.] And if you broke it, you have to pay for it. And now the weather: partially ga-ga with a fifty percent chance of schizophrenia! [lurches away, cackling.]

Creeper

I'd better slow down, try to figure out logically what's going on here...

Creeper

Whoa, that hurt! Okay, we'll come back to that...

Creeper

[peaking through a bathroom window.] Excuse me, lady. I seem to be having a wee bit of an identity crisis... [the occupant screams and runs away.] Okay, I love you, buh-bye!

Creeper

[rooting through clothing at a thrift store.] No. Nope. No. No! [tries on a plastic Adam West-style Batman mask, then discards it.] It's been done. Any suggestions?

[deadpan.] With your coloring, I'd go green.

Creeper

Gotcha.

Creeper

What about the boa? Too much?

Not for you, baby.

Creeper

[intense.] I want to strike terror into the hearts of criminals.

Cash or plastic?

Creeper

Plastic! [manic chuckle.]

Ha. Funny.

Creeper

[confronting the Joker's goons.] I know you. Last time we met, you were working for - dramatic pause - THE JOKER!

We don't know nothin' about no Joker, creep.

Creeper

Creep? Creep?! [beat.] I like it. My new name: the Creep? Nah wait, too negative...I have it! I am...drumroll, please. [Long pause.] I said "Drumroll, please"! [he drums on one of the goons' heads.]

Hey!

Creeper

I am... the Creeper! [grabs goon.] So tell me, from one sociopath to another, where's the Joker?

His girlfriend's throwin' him a party, invitation only.

Creeper

Darn it! Left the invite in my other pants! So, what's the address again?

Harley

Hey! You're the creep who's been stealing Mister J's act!

Creeper

Not me. I'm one of a kind, toots.

Harley

What do you want?

Creeper

The inside story on the Joker. Also your phone number. [flirtatious growl.]

We have to get him out.

Got a mop?

Creeper

Whoo! I like a girl who plays rough.

But... she just tried to kill you!

Creeper

You're young. You'll learn.

Who are you?

Creeper

[sinister] They call me... "Yellow-Skinned Wacky Man"! But I prefer "the Creeper."

Call Arkham, quick.

Creeper

Jilted madman stalks crazy clown girl - film at eleven!

"Film at eleven"? You don't think... ?

The chemicals in the vat could have interacted with Joker's laughing gas. And he had Ryder's credit card.

You mean... That's Jack Ryder? The news guy?

What's left of him.

Creeper

[confronting the Joker.] Wow! It DOES strike terror into the hearts of criminals!

Harley Quinn

He's the creep who's stealing your act!

Creeper

And that's not all, Mr. Happy! [grabs Harley Quinn and starts slobbering over her.] I'm stealing your girl, too!

Harley Quinn

I swear, Mr. J, I didn't encourage him.

Joker

[yanks her back into his arms.] That's okay, pooh. I know you're a one-man loon.

Creeper

Aww. Sweetie got a boo-boo?

Harley Quinn

Aww. Creepo got a concussion?