Barbara Gordon quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Mmm-mm. Keep cooking like that, you'll have me looking like Harvey Bullock.

Barbara

Dinner wasn't the only reason I wanted to see you tonight.

Oh?

Barbara

Dad, have a seat.

Uh-oh.

Barbara

This is important. It won't be easy for you to hear, but it's about... a job I took on recently...

Barbara, please. Sweetheart, you're capable of making your own decisions. You don't need me to approve or even acknowledge them. And in this case, I can't. All you need to know is I love you. All of you. And that is all I have to say on the subject.

Barbara

Daddy...

Bruce Wayne

What are you doing tonight?

Barbara Gordon

The same thing we do every night, Pinky!

Bruce Wayne

What?

Barbara Gordon

Never mind.

Barbara Gordon

[notices Bruce isn't at Dick's graduation] He'll be crushed Bruce missed this. Where could he be?

Alfred Pennyworth

Perhaps he had car trouble.

Barbara Gordon

He was so upset he couldn't even talk about it. It wasn't the first time I've seen him like that. What is it between you two? What's going on?

Bruce Wayne

You really care for him, don't you?

Bruce Wayne

Follow me.

Alfred Pennyworth

Master Bruce, I... [sees Barbara in the Batcave] Ms. Gordon, I fear you've discovered our little secret. Yes, I admit it - I am Batman.

Bruce Wayne

It's all right, Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth

[without missing a beat] Very good, sir.

Barbara Gordon

Why would you trust me with this?

Bruce Wayne

For Dick's sake. Besides, I'm not the only one with a secret, am I... Batgirl?

Bruce Wayne

Alfred, contact Robin.

Alfred Pennyworth

I've already tried, sir. I'm afraid he's not answering.

Bruce Wayne

Keep trying. The Joker will have his goons well-placed. I'm gonna need back-up.

Barbara Gordon

You've already got it.

Livewire, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn. So who was responsible for the collar?

Harvey Bullock

Just a couple of rookies.

Barbara Gordon

Rookies?!

You bum!

Impressive.

Harvey Bullock

Well... they show some potential.

[high-five] YES!

Bruce Wayne

Everything's changed for me in the past few weeks. The pain of my parents' deaths - it's still there, but it seems... smaller. And there's a new feeling now.

Barbara Gordon

Which would be?

Bruce Wayne

It's a... a lightness, a sense that things will work out for the best.

It's called happiness.

Bruce Wayne

Whatever it is, I like it. And I know who's responsible for it. I've asked Susan to marry me. She's accepted. She's everything I need. She's perfect.

Dick Grayson

There's just one problem. That.

Dick Grayson

How you gonna keep it from her?

Bruce Wayne

I won't have to. I've always assumed that sooner or later, the three of you would get all this. Well, it's going to be sooner. I'm not going to be Batman anymore.

Dick Grayson

I give it a month.

Barbara Gordon

You don't think the marriage will last?

Dick Grayson

Not that, I'm saying he will have the costume on again in a month.

Barbara Gordon

I don't think so. He's changed.

Dick Grayson

Yeah, right.

Barbara Gordon

Anyone can change and settle down...even you.

Dick Grayson

Don't get your hopes up.

Barbara Gordon

Ha! As if!