Poison Ivy quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Harley Quinn

I'm depressed, Red. Here it is, holiday time, and we're hiding out in this dingy rat-trap. No presents, no fun, no nothing. Can't we at least get a Christmas Tree?

Poison Ivy

[slams the window angrily] What?! And support the mad campaign of botanical genocide that grips this country every December?!

Harley Quinn

[falls on the bed with a yelp] But Christmas trees are so bright and fun and pretty! Oh, please, please- please-- [Ivy hits her with a pillow in the face]

Poison Ivy

Calm down, Harls. I've got a little plan that will make this the happiest Christmas ever.

Poison Ivy

Season's greetings, Brucie. Your two favourite party girls are out for some Christmas fun.

Harley Quinn

Ivy zapped you with her special lipstick back at the party!

Poison Ivy

Now we've got Gotham's handsomest, wealthiest bachelor to treat us to a holiday shopping spree!

Harley Quinn

[excitedly] Whoopee! Race you to the shoe department, Red!

Poison Ivy

You're on!

Bruce Wayne

[carrying a pile of presents] I've had... just about enough of this...!

Harley Quinn

I think the stuff is wearing off.

Poison Ivy

Can't have that. Give him another shot. [passes Harley her lipstick]

Harley Quinn

[applies it] Right-a-rooney! Gimme some sugar, baby!

Bruce Wayne

[acting afraid] No! Not again! [backs away and and falls down the elevator shaft]

Harley Quinn

OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD! We... We killed him... [shrugs] Oh, well.

Poison Ivy

We were going to do it anyway.

Harley Quinn

We got his credit cards, what's to worry?

Poison Ivy

I'll bet you've been a good little Batboy this year. Unfortunately, Harley and I are still on the naughty list.

Harley Quinn

Come on up and get your presents!

Poison Ivy

Merry Christmas, darling! [hits him with a punching glove, knocking him halfway back down]

Harley Quinn

And Happy New Year, CHUMP! [whacks him with her mallet, sending him falling into a pile of presents]

Poison Ivy

Aw, gee, Harley. You broke our new toy. [she and Harley start to leave the mall]

Harley Quinn

[dancing happily] Bye-bye, Batsy!

Poison Ivy

Well, here's you're stupid tree! You happy?!

Harley Quinn

Yeah... [a bauble falls on her head]

Poison Ivy

(To Harley) You're pathetic, you know that?

Harley Quinn

Come on, Ives. So Mr. J. got a little stressed over money. Now that he's loaded, Puddin'll buy my way out, too.

Poison Ivy

Oh, yeah... right. (shows Harley the newspaper frontpage) Sure thing, Harls.

Harley Quinn

"Joker seeks new henchgirl"? I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!

Harley Quinn's escaped!

Seal all exits!

Maybe she went down the laundry chute?

None of the yahoos are crazy enough to pull that old stunt.

Poison Ivy

Ha.

Harley Quinn

Help! Help! Ivy! Anybody! GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Poison Ivy

Your hyenas have been "watering" my plants again. One more time, and they're mulch!

Harley Quinn

Come on, Red, give 'em a break. We're all bored cooped up in here!

Harley Quinn

Whaddaya say we get dolled up and go into town?

Poison Ivy

America's most wanted women on a shopping spree. Cute. I've told you a thousand times: we have to keep a low profile. We can't attract Batman's attention until we have some kind of an edge.

Livewire

Well, ladies, meet your "edge"!

Livewire

So this is home sweet home, huh? I guess it's okay, if you're into green.

Poison Ivy

You're not gonna get all hissy and rude again, now that we've kissed and made-up?

Livewire

No, but I could do without the mutts. (to the hyenas) Beat it!

Harley Quinn

Hey!

Poison Ivy

She has a point, Harls.

I'm changing back.

Poison Ivy

Oh... if it's happening to you, it'll happen to the others too. I don't have as much time as I thought.

What about me?! Veronica knows!

Poison Ivy

Consider this your annulment.