Alfred Pennyworth quotes from The New Batman Adventures

If you knew how many times I've dreamed about this place.

Alfred

Please, Master Timothy! Not the explosives.

Sorry. Geez. I don't believe it.

Alfred Pennyworth

I called Batgirl right after you arrived, sir. Though apparently, not soon enough.

Batgirl

He's been upstairs.

So what? I know how to keep a secret. You can trust me, honest.

Bruce Wayne

You work with me, Tim, you follow the rules. Rule number one: you give me everything you've got. Rule number two: then you give me more. And rule number three: I make the rules.

Dick Grayson

Watch out for that last one, kid. It's a killer.

Bruce Wayne

Dick?

Alfred Pennyworth

My word.

Dick Grayson

Hey. No one can be a "Boy Wonder" forever.

He always treats me like a kid.

Alfred Pennyworth

Pardon me for saying so, but you are a kid.

Oh, my God. (runs to Batmobile)

Alfred Pennyworth

What is it?

I know who Daddy is.

Barbara Gordon

[notices Bruce isn't at Dick's graduation] He'll be crushed Bruce missed this. Where could he be?

Alfred Pennyworth

Perhaps he had car trouble.

Alfred Pennyworth

Master Bruce, I... [sees Barbara in the Batcave] Ms. Gordon, I fear you've discovered our little secret. Yes, I admit it - I am Batman.

Bruce Wayne

It's all right, Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth

[without missing a beat] Very good, sir.

Barbara Gordon

Why would you trust me with this?

Bruce Wayne

For Dick's sake. Besides, I'm not the only one with a secret, am I... Batgirl?

Bruce Wayne

Alfred, contact Robin.

Alfred Pennyworth

I've already tried, sir. I'm afraid he's not answering.

Bruce Wayne

Keep trying. The Joker will have his goons well-placed. I'm gonna need back-up.

Barbara Gordon

You've already got it.

Dick Grayson

Alfred, I saw Barbara's car parked out front. Where is she?

Alfred Pennyworth

She and Master Bruce are running an errand.

Dick Grayson

(notices the Batmobile is gone) What kind of errand?

Alfred

So let me understand this: in reaction to Two-Face, Harvey Dent created a third personality, one that would fight crime. A personality so separate, he even tried to kill himself without knowing it.

Bruce

That's how the Judge knew about the escape hatch in Two-Face's apartment. He knew everything about Two-Face, except that he was Two-Face.

Alfred

Poor devil. What will ever become of him now?

Order in the court! In the matter of the people vs. Harvey Dent, how does the prisoner plead?

Two-Face

Guilty... guilty... guilty...