Commissioner Gordon quotes from The New Batman Adventures ... TV Quotes Database

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Commissioner Gordon

Teenagers. I'm glad my Barbara is past her wild years.

Commissioner Gordon

I don't mind telling you, I really hate these check-ups. If it weren't part of the police physical, I wouldn't be here at all.

DDentist

Oh, come now, Commissioner. What in this miserable world is more beautiful...

[turns around]

...THAN A NICE, BIG SMILE? (laughs)

[Gordon bolts up from the chair, but is lassoed back in by a shot from Harley.]

Naughty, naughty. Jump around like that and the doctor won't give you a lollipop.

[tossing a grenade into Gordon's lap] May the floss be with you!

[As Joker and Harley escape, Batman hurls the grenade out the window and shields Gordon from the blast, then plucks out his gag.]

Commissioner Gordon

I REALLY hate these check-ups.

Commissioner Gordon

This was taken by airport security two hours ago. I thought you'd be interested. [hands over a photo]

[takes it, stares at it nonplussed]

Commissioner Gordon

[points] Right here. Look familiar?

[wanders off a ways, whispers] Bane.

Ah, yes. Bane.