Superman-as-Batman quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Joker

Only you would solve a riddle with a computer, Butt-man! You've got the sense of humour of a rock! Lucky thing I'm on the team now, for stuff like this. But if I have to wear a flying animal costume, I want to be the Squirrel.

Don't make me gag you.

Joker

You do and I'll sue. I have the right to remain noisy.

Time for bed.

All right, but a deal's a deal!

No way.

You promised!

Rrrrg. [singing] Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff, Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff... All right, good night.

The whole thing!

Hmmmph. [singing] Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff, Jiiiiig-uh-leeeee-puff...

Hey, I put the capes in the dryer!

Huh?

On extra hot!

[strictly] Dry clean only.

Euuuh...

How do you expect me to fight crime wearing THIS?! [turns around to reveal his cape is the size of a baby bib]