Lois Lane quotes from The New Batman Adventures

[just saw Batman unmasked] So when were you gonna tell me--the honeymoon?

I'll get some iodine for that scrape. Burning, stinging iodine.

Let's make an example of this HERO. A very tragic example, I'm afraid, Miss...?

Lane.

Lane? Lois Lane? The one Superman always saves?

'Fraid so.

Um...Superman?

Yes?

Um, how can I put this...I was just thinking, it might be nice to see each other when I wasn't--I don't know, falling out a window or something. Not that I'm not grateful for all the times you've helped me, you understand.

I understand.

You do?

It's the First National Bank.

You better go. People might-- [Superman takes off] --get hurt. [starts walking dejectedly away] I understand, Lois. Really, you do! Yep, you're a complete moron. Why, thank you, Superman, I think I'm a total loser too...geez.

I hear Wayne's deal with Lexcorp could run into the billions. He's a high roller.

I hear he's nothing but Gotham trash. Rich, spoiled, and-- [Bruce Wayne walks off the plane] --absolutely gorgeous.

Bruce Wayne

So, he just appears when there's trouble? No special signal?

He's not like your BATMAN, thank God.

Clark, keep an eye on Bruce, will you? I'll be right back.

Actually, Lois--

Don't be intimidated. Regale him with madcap tales of the nightlife in Smallville.

How could you've lied to me like that?

Bruce Wayne

Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman...ow!