Sylvester Stallone quotes from The Muppet Show

Sylvester Stallone

[gasps] Birdie? Is that you? It is you. Oh. You came back to me. Hey, everybody. Let's change that tone.

Sylvester Stallone

Wow. I have a bird. Everyone, this is Birdie. Birdie, this is everyone. Isn't she cute? Look at the feathers she has. Isn't she the cutest bird on stage [they touched their noses and smile together]

[laughing hysterically] You're my best friend!

Animal reunion.

Sylvester Stallone

Gonzo, this is Birdie.

Wow, a real bird. So nice to have you here.

Sylvester Stallone

Thank you so much, Gonzo. You are a great friend of mine.

Right back at ya, Sylvester.

Well, that was really joyful.

Kermit the Frog

Okay, Well, The time has come to say goodbye. Because we don't have much else to say.

And if you're worried about Fozzie. Rest assure, he is scared.

Kermit the Frog

But before we go, let's have one last round of applause for the one and only, Sylvester Stallone!

And his pet Birdie!

Kermit the Frog

YAYYYYYYYYYY!

Yippee!

Sylvester Stallone

Oh, thank you, Gonzo. Birdie thanks you too. Well, thank you, Kermit. Bless you at all, I had a wonderful time. And Birdie came back. I only hope I didn't hurt the talking punching bag.

Hey, what hurt? Come on, Stallone, give us one last punch for old time's sake.

Sylvester Stallone

Okay. [punches the punching bag]

[chuckles] Hey, Stallone, that's my kind of guy.

Kermit the Frog

Okay. That's it for now. Hey, listen, be with us next time when our guest will be one of the world's greatest tuned slam players.

Thank you again for telling me.

Sylvester Stallone

Thanks for seeing Birdie. You made me the happiest star of all.

We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!

Kermit the Frog

You all have been a wonderful laugh track.