Welcome to The Muppet Show. We have great show tonight, Because our special guest star a famous director, screen writer, and the star of the popular movie called Rocky, Sylvester Stallone. [a group of teenage girls jumps to the stage] GET OUT OF THERE! [to the audience] Sorry about that, folks. Now anyways, We will like to start with a little Hawaiian number.
OTOne of the teenaged girls
Is Sylvester going to wear a Hawaiian skirt?
[to the girl] NO! HE IS NOT IN THE OPENING NUMBER! Please get back to seat! Uh, curtains!
Wow. I have a bird. Everyone, this is Birdie. Birdie, this is everyone. Isn't she cute? Look at the feathers she has. Isn't she the cutest bird on stage [they touched their noses and smile together]
SWStatler and Waldorf
[laughing hysterically] You're my best friend!
Wow, a real bird. So nice to have you here.
Thank you so much, Gonzo. You are a great friend of mine.
Right back at ya, Sylvester.
Well, that was really joyful.
Okay, Well, The time has come to say goodbye. Because we don't have much else to say.
And if you're worried about Fozzie. Rest assure, he is scared.
But before we go, let's have one last round of applause for the one and only, Sylvester Stallone!
Oh, thank you, Gonzo. Birdie thanks you too. Well, thank you, Kermit. Bless you at all, I had a wonderful time. And Birdie came back. I only hope I didn't hurt the talking punching bag.
PBThe Punching Bag
Hey, what hurt? Come on, Stallone, give us one last punch for old time's sake.
Okay. [punches the punching bag]
PBThe Punching Bag
[chuckles] Hey, Stallone, that's my kind of guy.
Okay. That's it for now. Hey, listen, be with us next time when our guest will be one of the world's greatest tuned slam players.
Thank you again for telling me.
Thanks for seeing Birdie. You made me the happiest star of all.
DBDouble Bass Player
We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!
You all have been a wonderful laugh track.
