Waldorf quotes from The Muppet Show

Well, this has been an evening to remember.

Why?

I forgot. [Both laugh]

How come chickens are getting so big on this show?

Well, chickens thrive on corn. [both laugh and clucking]

I'm going to see my lawyer!

Why?

I'm going to find out if you can sue a show for breach of taste!

Fozzie Bear

[running on-stage] Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! [the crowd boos loudly at him; runs off-stage] Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a!

You gave him a one?

He's never been better.

Well, It looks like time's running out for us.

Yeah, And for the show, too.

So, Let's bring back our wonderful special guest star, Mr. Hal Linden!

Kermit the Frog

[As he goes on Stage] YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Oh, Kermit. It's good to see you!

It sure is.

Yeah, Tonight was a disaster.

Has it really?

Kermit the Frog

Gee, I thought that was a terrific show.

What are you talking about? There was a lot of confusions and chaos, and a lot of running around like mindless maniacs....

Fozzie Bear

Yeah, Like any good Muppet Show!

Kermit the Frog

And Hal, You're a big part of it.

Oh, Good. I am glad I fit right in.

Well, Kermit. The show is all yours. We are going back to our seats in the box and stay there. [exits the stage]

We didn't know how tough it was down here. From now on, we promise never to say a bad thing about this show again! [exits the stage].

Kermit the Frog

Oh, good! We'll see you again next time on The Muppet Show.

Fozzie Bear

Bye!

Are you ready for the end of the world?

Sure! It couldn't be any worse than this show!