When will we get there?
JSDr. Julius Strangepork
In about 1 minute from, NOW!
[We see a timer at the bottom of the screen]
“Gene Kelly” · Season 5, Episode 24
In this episode: Kermit the Frog (1), Waldorf (1), Statler (1), Miss Piggy (1), Beauregard (1)
NANews Anchor
[As he interrupts the Pigs in Space sketch] And now, A Muppet News Flash. Probably the greatest news story in history. The meaning and purpose of life has just been announced as follow [He looks at the wrong message] Wait a minute. That's the wrong one. Hmm, I had it here a minute a go. Where is it? The meaning of purpose of life? Hmmm. [To a crew member] HOW COULD I KEEP TRACK OF THINGS WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS STRAIGHTENING OUT MY DESK?!?
You are trying to make me feel better. But I know, THE END IS NEAR!!!
UH, NO! THE END IS NOW! [(To the audience)] We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!
Are you ready for the end of the world?
Sure! It couldn't be any worse than this show!
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