[After Lucy swaps Coach Pacowski's coffee with Persephone's potion while he wasn't looking, it ends up transforming him into a lizard]
[takes the bottle out of Persephone's hand and reads the label; noticing something] Um, Persephone, didn't you read this label? "May cause dizziness or lizardness."
[Lizard Pacowski walks off and the Morticians follow him]
[stunned, then fed up] Next year, I'm asking for cash for my birthday. [kicks away the sorceress kit in annoyance and hurries off, catching up with her fellow members]
[panting while catching up] Hear me out, what if we don't turn Coach back? No test for me, he suns himself on a rock all day. Win-win. Sigh. Worth a shot.
Hey, Lisa. I wanted to invite you to my birthday party on Saturday! You're my bestie, you have to come! [gives Lisa her birthday invitation]
Of course, Darcy. That's what besties are for, at least according to the latest sociological studies.
Yippee! Have you seen Petey? I want to invite him too.
He's over there, recovering from his contribution to science.
PPetey
[landed in a sandbox; groaning weakly as he sits up] I'm okay!
[runs off] Thanks, bestie!
[opens the invitation and gets her face covered in confetti] Mental note: Invent confetti defense shield.
[as Lisa digs around in her drawer in the closet] So, should I decline Darcy's invite and liquidate it?
[sighs] No, I can't do that to my bestie. I don't want to hurt her feelings. Hmm. Maybe I can clone myself so I can be in both places at once. [gasps] Or cryogenically freeze Darcy so she doesn't age, thus eliminating the need for her birthday party. Now, where did I put my freeze ray? [looks at Todd, wearing her glasses and wig; gasps] Todd, that's an even better idea! You can disguise yourself as me and go to the party while I go live it up with Dr. B.
There is just one problem. I am way taller than you.
Eh, a minor setback. I'll take care of that. [takes out a drill and a pair of safety goggles]
[After working all night, Lisa has remodeled Todd down to her height and dresses him up as her]
And we are finished! [gasps] It's like looking in a mirror.
Twinsies! [he and Lisa high-five but stumbles and the glasses almost fall off] Whoa!
You'd better not move around too much, we wouldn't want your disguise to fall off like that mid-party. [gasps and takes out her tablet] Ooh, I also cloned my voice. Let me upload it to you now so you can give it a try.
Ahem. [talks in a slightly tone of Lisa's voice] Hi, I'm Lisa. I have a high IQ. I think I'm so much smarter than everyone.
Eh, a tad sassy, but accurate. Just to be safe, I'll be monitoring you with a camera and speakers. With this tablet, I can see what you're seeing. If you get into any figurative hot water, I can coach you via this earpiece. [puts it in her ear, under her hair] With these precautions in place, it's almost like I'll be there. I'll be the virtual life of the party.
[All the little kids are gathered at Tall Timber's Park to celebrate Darcy's birthday party as Todd (in his Lisa getup) arrives]
I have arrived at the destination.
Excellent. Mission is a go.
[approaching] Lisa, you're here!
[imitating Lisa's voice] Of course. I couldn't miss the celebration of the anniversary of your birth. [exclaims as Darcy grabs him by the hand and drags him over]
[satisfied] Ha. I couldn't have said it better myself. Now, I need to figure out which one of my fecal matter study slides I want Dr. Brown to autograph.
[swings the bat and hits the piñata so hard with a sonic boom, and candy rains down; imitating Lisa's voice] Apologies. Perhaps I over-engaged my core.
[The little kids are all shocked at first, but then cheer]
[relieved] Phew, good thing they were too distracted by sweets to notice your super human strength. [firmly] Just do not let it happen again.
[As Lincoln and Clyde enter the store, a gust of wind blows in and Nacho takes a whiff, chittering in surprise when he senses something coming up]
The price of Flippee's in my cholesterol. See ya, chiefs. [Nacho immediately stops him and begs him to take an umbrella, sensing that it's going to rain; speechless] Take an umbrella? What, you got brain freeze? [walks outside] There's not going to be anywhere up above a white and normal future and eternity cloud in the future and eternity sky. And Patchy Drizzle said it'll be nothing but sunshine today. [only to be proven wrong when the rain clouds come in and pour rain, then gets struck by lightning; weary] See? Nothing but sunshine. [falls flat on the ground]
[Nacho is taking a bath in the Flippee machine and splashes some blue Flippee on a customer]
Hey, Nacho. We're going on a field trip to the Royal Woods Tar Pits today. We wanted to know how to dress.
Patchy Drizzle says sunshine again, but after yesterday, we want a second opinion.
[The customer opens the store door as he leaves and a gust of wind blows in towards Nacho as he takes a whiff of it and visualizes several weather types circling above his head, then opens his eyes and chitters, raising and waving his arms in the air]
Hey, Nacho says, "Hold onto your keisters, it's gonna be windy."
We must bring a light jacket.
This is Katherine Mulligan. Traffic was backed up for miles on I-75 when an ice cream truck collided with a marshmallow truck. Talk about a rocky road! [chuckles] And now for the weather with our very own Patchy Drizzle.
PPatchy
Thanks, Katherine. I'm seeing a cold front coming in from the east... [a hooked cane appears in front of him; confused] And a hook coming in from the west? [gets pulled away]
[gets a cue from the producer; bewildered] I've just been handed some breaking news: Patchy Drizzle has been fired. Say hello to our new weather…man... Nacho? [Nacho now stands in front of the weather report wall, wearing a suit; chitters hello and pulls out a winter coat, then he tosses it over to her, who falls out of her chair; gets up with the coat wrapped around her] I believe he's saying it's going to be cold… [gets hit in the face by a snowball] and snowy today.
[Patchy is now working at Flip's Food and Fuel, much to his disappointment after he was fired from his last job two weeks earlier]
Hey, Drizzle Boy, I hired you because you know I felt sorry for you. But I ain't payin' ya to stand around! [leaves]
PPatchy
[sighs; stands up and salutes] Right, boss. [grabs a microphone and speaks into it] Attention, customers. We've got a storm front of Nacho-themed snacks coming in! There's Nacho Flippees, Nacho jerky, and of course, Nacho nachos! And don't forget the Nacho plushies.
[Lincoln and Clyde walk by the store and are taken by surprise when they hear Flip wailing and bawling over sending Nacho away forever and hurry inside]
[grabs Clyde by the shirt collar] I SENT MY BEST FRIEND AWAY FOR MONEY, AND NOW I MISS HIM! [shakes him roughly and lets him go as he continues sobbing]
[catching his dizzy friend] Why don't you call Nacho and tell him that? I bet he misses you, too.
[shakes out his dizziness] Yeah, Dr. Lopez always says that expressing your feelings is the expressway to healing.
[The Loud family is in London, England, and Rita is seemingly driving their rental double-decker bus on wrong side of the road]
Honey, you're on the wrong side of the road! [Steers the bus on the left side. The Loud siblings scream from the back]
I always forget they drive on the left side in England. Everyone okay back there?
[The Loud siblings are pressed against the window]
[Rita presses her foot on the breaks as the traffic light turns red and the bus screeches to a stop]
[to a British man who's preparing to board their bus] Sorry. This is our rental bus. We have a wheely big family. [laughs]
[pops up in front of the viewers] Welcome to London! So what are the Louds doing across the pond? Good question. Luna got an invite to attend Mick Swagger's knighting ceremony at the Royal Castle. And because she's such a huge fan, Mick flew out our whole family! That's right, we traveled all the way from Royal Woods, Michigan, to London, England.
[A map shows the Louds' plane flying from Royal Woods, Michigan, USA, over the Atlantic Ocean, and lands in the England state of the European country]
[reading Mick Swagger's autobiography when Lynn kicks her soccer ball, knocking it out of her hands] Chill out, Lynn! I'm trying to reread Mick's autobiography, even after the 10th time, I'm learning new dets about his life.
LLynn
And I'm trying to get into the English spirit. Brits love soccer.
They call it "football" here, Lynn. And the King's favorite team is the Chuffbottom Chips.
[to the viewers] Lori spent the whole flight binging a reality series on British royals called Drama Kings, so she thinks she's an expert now.
[in British accent] Oh, oh, there's the local chippy where me and me mates used to nosh on sonnies. [laughs]
[chuckles] Dad is trying to relieve the college semester he spent in England. And me? I'm just excited to be in the city where they shot my favorite David Steele movie; To London with Love. Whoa! I think David jumped from that rooftop!
[Their bus comes to a stop in front of the Royal Castle and the siblings are slammed against the window]
[gasps] Look! We made it to the Royal Castle!
[The Louds follow Mick Swagger in the castle, except Lori who sees someone]
[gasps] No way! You're the Duke of Buckleberry! I literally loved you in season three of Drama Kings! Do you and the Duchess ever get back together? Wait, don't tell me! No spoilers! Can I get a selfie?
[gasps when he hears Luna scream off-screen] I know that ding-dang scream anywhere! That's my Luna! [he, the family, and X head down to the Royal hall] Luna!
[frantically] It's Mick! He's…he's…he's been taken!
[Pan over to a table with the tea spilled and Mick's guitar and everyone gasps in horror]
But what does Mick Swagger have to do with the King's shredder and jams?
XX
[gasps in realization] He is the King's shredder, he is the King's jams! The code words for a musician. The target all along was Mick!
[The Louds gasp in shock and look at Lincoln]
[shocked with horror, realizing he screwed up] Oh, my gosh! I totally beefed it!
[End of Act 1; Beginning Act 2… The Louds are walking out of the Royal Castle to their bus in utter disappointment while Luna tries to console her brother]
[disappointed with himself] Awww, it's all my fault Mick's gone.
No, it's not, bro. You meant well.
If I hadn't given X the wrong targets, she would've moved her agents so Mick would still be here.
Yeah, you're totally right. I was just trying to make you feel better.
