Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

Is it just me, or do these guys seem, well, kind of stupid?

Ray Ray Lee

That was me. I'm totally gettin' fed up.

Ray Ray Lee

She's not a Wookie, she's a sasquatch. And she might be all depressed and hairy and junk, but she's still pretty okay.

Ray Ray Lee

I do not!

Ray Ray Lee

Get off me!

Ray Ray Lee

Why? (The Brownback mountain troll spits slime at them, but they miss) Oh.

Ray Ray Lee

Lila!

Ray Ray Lee

I'm savin' the kittens! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ray Ray Lee

Beautiful.

Ray Ray Lee

Leash?! You wanna go for a walk, lady?! (Juniper stops him)

Ray Ray Lee

That's what I told them, but between you and me, they're not exactly good listeners!

Ray Ray Lee

June, don't get me wrong. I love a good chick fight... (Lila thows a box at the third Hammerette, but she breaks it with her hammer) ...and ol' Lila's kicking nine times of butt, but you gotta over here and find that Vindolf thingy before there's nothing left of this place!

Ray Ray Lee

Your side?! Man, I don't see your name on it!

Ray Ray Lee

Oh, absotively. Just a wee bit tuckered is all. (flashback to Ray Ray playing a video game in the basement of the Lee residence) Yeah, I was up all night getting to level 86 on the new "Zombie Raider Fortress Hunter" video. (flashback ends) Mission accomplished. (yawns) I'm a tad weary, though, but wide awake and at your service. What do you need?

Ray Ray Lee

Right.