I want the new posters up by 10:00, flyers stuffed in all the lockers by 11:00, and the latest hallway poll results on my desk by noon.
“Juniper for President” · Season 3
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (9), Jody Irwin (7), Ray Ray Lee (2), Monroe (2), Thor (2), Ophelia Ramírez (1), Lila (1)
"Cast Your Vote-uny for Juney"?
Yes, it's sounds worse when you read it out loud. Although wearing is no picnic, either.
How did they rope you into this?
A firm belief in democracy and the process of representative government... and all the cupcakes I could eat.
I was up all night looking for that stupid Vindolf.
Any luck?
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Is that fresh blood I smell, or is it just dead meat? (Lila growls at her) Uh, shouldn't she be on a leash?
Leash?! You wanna go for a walk, lady?! (Juniper stops him)
You're going down, O'Malley! Ya hear me? Down! You wanna know why? June's cooler, prettier and smarter. And she's gonna whip your butt until you don't have a butt left. And then one day, you're gonna turn around and say, "Hey! I don't have a butt, where did it go?! Oh, that's right-- June whipped it."
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Yes, well touché. (drives away)
That's right, drive away! Just enjoy that butt of yours, 'cause pretty soon, you're gonna be buttless!
Gee, guess you told her.
I certainly did. (to Juniper) Okay, you've got a couple of personal appearances scheduled today, a Q+A at the vending machine at D Hall and we have to get you ready for the big debate after school.
Today? Oh, I can't, I'm totally wiped. And I've gotta take care of something.
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