Be brave darling! We're on the trail! With any luck, we'll be all over his furry keister before he can execute whatever horrible plan he has.
“Rescuing the Families/The Bigfoot Village” · Season 3
In this episode: Sasquatch (5), Juniper Kim Lee (4), Monroe (4), Michael Lee (2), Ray Ray Lee (1), Barbara Lee (1)
Not lost. I just got a little turned around, and I was hoping you folks could assist me in getting back to home.
Not like you gave us a whole lot of choice.
Well, you all kept screaming so much I couldn't think straight! Everybody comfortable?
That's west.
That's the sun, Magellan. It sets in the west.
Oh, I've lost the scent. (sniffs) Oh, my! This way! (They follow another scent across a bridge)
You smell Mom and Dad?
They live in a Boom Burger restaurant?
Oh, my. Many years ago, there was a freeway that ran through here, but it was completely washed out in a battle of the fire-breathing lava giants. They must have moved in. Rather anticlimactic, I'd say.
Oh, could I get back to you? I'm on my way to a thing, I think. (leaves)
Oh, no, I'm sorry. See, I've got to see a man about a horse. Do you see anybody around here with a horse? Or maybe selling eggplants? It might be eggplants. (leaves)
Is it just me, or do these guys seem, well, kind of stupid?
No, I agree with the boy. A bunch of brain donors this lot is.
Yeah, even still, we need some answers and fast. (to another sasquatch) Hiya!
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