Please, a bucket of wet sand is smarter than these dudes.
“The Search for Charlie Paulsen” · Season 3
In this episode: Lila (8), Juniper Kim Lee (7), Ray Ray Lee (3), Monroe (2), Richie (1), Sasquatch (1)
(speaking to a Boomfist-shaped take-out order machine) We come to you in peace!
We mean you no harm!
(sniffs) This way. Due west.
She says they crossed here about 3 hours back, and they went south.
(sniffs) Up through here.
I barely smell that. This Lila is quite the tracker.
Oh, it's not really a big deal. I'm a sasquatch. We live in the woods, we've got good noses.
Lila, you've got magical senses?
Well, no, I wouldn't call them magical. I'm not a human being, I'm just, you know, a big dumb animal, and all us animals can see magic.
Oh, Lila, don't be silly. From what I've seen, you're anything but dumb. Actually, you seem to be the smartest sasquatch there is.
Oh, well, thanks. I try to get smarter. It's hard when you know no one in the entire village can remember anything, or read, or wash, or dress themselves without help. You ever dress 400 Bigfoots who haven't taken a bath since spring? Real picnic. But I know a little bit about the outside world, because sometimes, sometimes, I leave the village and sneak into... What do you call them? Moonies?
Movies?
Well, after we get my folks, if you want, we could take you to a movie. You could see the whole thing.
(gasps) Oh. No, it's not safe. (they continue walking) If I ever tried to run away, I'd just be captured and holed up in a science lab or shacked up in a zoo next to the panda cages for the rest of my life. No, I belong in the forest. (continues walking)
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