Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

(falls and on the floor) I fell and went boom! (laughs)

Yeah, time to walk the dog! Walking the doggie, let's go, let's go, let's go, puppy!

Jun-per? (even though invisible to him, he sees Juniper's magical energy being drained by Nester's amulet) Jun-per! (rushes to save her, but in doing so the amulet's magic transfers her magical powers to him, thus he sees Nester and his minions) Whoa! Giant monkeys. LOOK AT THE GIANT MONKEYS!!! (laughs)

Big monkeys! Big, big monkeys! (starts running and hopping around them while laughing)

Smash 'em in the face! (Younger Juniper does so to one minion) Sweep the leg! (She does so to the other minion) Now max somersault, pivot and kick! (She does them to he first minion)

Dude, action movies and video games! Left, left, right, left, turn and hit!

Bad monkey. Big monkey's bad. Bad big monkey! You, stop that, stupid big bad poopy-head monkey! Stop messing with my sister! (goes to save her, but Monroe stops him)

Hurt? Hurt?! The only one's getting hurt are those big dorkos dumb enough to mess with me! I'M RAY RAY LEE! I'M A SUPERHERO! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (charges towards Nester)

Ray Ray Lee

Eh, as stories go, it's just three demons at Ah-Mah's house. Now, throwing in a fire-breathing rhino or something, that would stick.

Ray Ray Lee

That's what I'm talking about, baby! Watch your big hairy butts, evil, Ray Ray Lee is coming at ya! (laughs) Oh, yeah!

Ray Ray Lee

Give me liberty or give me death!

Ray Ray Lee

Come on, at least I went for a historical look! I could have worn a gorilla suit. I was trying to work with ya!

Ray Ray Lee

It's just my cover, I had backup. (pulls up his shirt to reveal a painted face) Woot, woot! (chuckles)

Ray Ray Lee

What was that? And how come Roger could see him?

Ray Ray Lee

Boy, I gotta tell ya, the whole mud bath thing is soothing, but it's murder on the swim trunks (shakes some mud off his swim trunks) It's like a landfill in here! I'm gonna whip 'em off. (screaming is heard as he is about to) Okay! I'll leave 'em on! Sheesh!