Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

June! (the Juniper clone looks at him) Uh, I love the shirt. Looks great. Stay classy. (she goes back to investigating; on the phone) I knew you were being too nice to me.

Ray Ray Lee

How about, uh, b-ball? Basketball, soccer, volleyball, ping pong, horseback riding, synchronized swimming.

Ray Ray Lee

(sobbing) Oh, please! We never spend any time together! We all know I'm on the wrong road! I need guidance, a role model! You gotta set me right! (grabs the Juniper clone by the leg)

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Not so fast, evil dark spawn of the Underworld June clone lady! You're not going anywhere.

Ray Ray Lee

Go on, man, banish her!

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Hold on, I got it! What's your middle name?

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Man, I look like I'm going to court. Mom says I should get used to the look. Stupid picture retakes.

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It's not fair.

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Look, all I'm saying is that in this magical family, I got pooched out of the good stuff.

Ray Ray Lee

Snookered, bamboozled, pantsed, robbed! You and June got all the big honking super strength and all that crazy gymnastics stuff. Me -- goose egg.

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They were?

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No, but we all know I'm not too big on the "paying attention" thing.

Ah-Mah, Ah-Mah, Ah-Mah! We was in the car, and I've seen a cow, a brown cow, and mommy says we cannot have a cow because cows are too big, but I said I want a small one, or a monkey, or a dolphin, or a rhino, and June hit Dennis with her doll and Dennis pulled June's hair, and Daddy stopped the car and says: "No fighting in the car!" And Mommy said she had another migraine, and then I threw up. Can I have a cookie?

Mundroe!

(starts chasing Monroe playfully) Doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy, doggy....