You have a good day? Learn something new? Meet some new friends?
“The Juniper Clone in the House” · Season 2
In this episode: Monroe (11), Juniper Kim Lee (8), Ray Ray Lee (7), Juniper Lee clone (6), Jody Irwin (5), Roger Radcliffe (3), Ophelia Ramírez (1), Demoness (1)
What's the matter with you?
Oh, just being normal ol' me. Hang ten, brotha! (walks out as Ray Ray looks skeptically at her. She comes into the real Juniper's room with Monroe reading a magic book) Hiya, Monroe.
Are you making fun of me?
I am a wealth of knowledge. So glad to see you finally taking notice. Where would you like to start?
Well, I heard about this guy, Kordoth the...
Aye, Kordoth the Conqueror! Capital subject! Fetch me my "Encyclopedias of Magic" volumes 1 through 4. We are going to have some fun today! Ha ha!
If by wrong, you mean her can-do attitude, then you can color me wrong, too, mister! Ha ha!
Eww! There's a lair of filth underneath the lair of dust!
And her record collection bites. (takes out a record) It's all, like, folk music on vinyl! Hey, wait a minute. Norwegian Death Metal.
That is so weird. You guys are just like my friends.
Well, then, maybe you could let me out? 'Cause that's what friends do, right? They help each other out?
The Scepter of Amaron was ripped from Naranda and Kordoth's been banished ever since.
I took a course.
So, let's say you, um, hypothetically, you wanted to, uh, unbanish Kordoth.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.



