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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2

“The Juniper Clone in the House” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“The Juniper Clone in the House” · Season 2

In this episode: Monroe (11), Juniper Kim Lee (8), Ray Ray Lee (7), Juniper Lee clone (6), Jody Irwin (5), Roger Radcliffe (3), Ophelia Ramírez (1), Demoness (1)

Oh, just being normal ol' me. Hang ten, brotha! (walks out as Ray Ray looks skeptically at her. She comes into the real Juniper's room with Monroe reading a magic book) Hiya, Monroe.

I am a wealth of knowledge. So glad to see you finally taking notice. Where would you like to start?

Aye, Kordoth the Conqueror! Capital subject! Fetch me my "Encyclopedias of Magic" volumes 1 through 4. We are going to have some fun today! Ha ha!

If by wrong, you mean her can-do attitude, then you can color me wrong, too, mister! Ha ha!

JIJody Irwin clone

Eww! There's a lair of filth underneath the lair of dust!

OROphelia Ramírez clone

And her record collection bites. (takes out a record) It's all, like, folk music on vinyl! Hey, wait a minute. Norwegian Death Metal.

Well, then, maybe you could let me out? 'Cause that's what friends do, right? They help each other out?

The Scepter of Amaron was ripped from Naranda and Kordoth's been banished ever since.

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