Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

Pfft. Dude, you're one to talk. Last summer, we could've charged tickets for that flea circus you were carrying around.

Ray Ray Lee

Uh, she's taking a shower.

Ray Ray Lee

Uh, better water pressure. Yep! Oh, yeah! Have you ever showered at Jody's? Oh, mom, phenomenal water pressure. You're never gonna wanna shower any...

Ray Ray Lee

(gasps; to Monroe) You froze my mom!

Ray Ray Lee

Then let's motor.

Ray Ray Lee

No way! I am outta here! If you think I'm gonna waste a perfectly good frozen mom, you've got another thing...

Ray Ray Lee

Psych! (laughs and runs after Monroe)

Ray Ray Lee

(pops out behind a tree while holding a cup) Ha ha! Yeah, surprised to see me, aren't you? (sniffs) I guess your little freezy thing didn't work on me, huh? Must've been blocked by my magical mojo.

Ray Ray Lee

Hey, how'd you know I was trackin' you dude? 'Cuz I was makin' with the whole ninja-following thing....

Ray Ray Lee

Roger that. Commencing Operation: Save June's Butt. (grabs a crossbow and shoots a grappling hook at the entrance. He then struggles to climb up the rope)

Ray Ray Lee

Whoa! You are one ugly monkey. Ha, ha, ha!

Ray Ray Lee

Ladies and gentlemen, please proceed to the exit in an orderly fashion... AS FAST AS YOU CAN! MOVE YOUR FURRY BUTTS! GO, GO, GO!!!

Ray Ray Lee

What's the matter with you?

Ray Ray Lee

(knocks over a jar) Oops! (the jar breaks, spilling white goo)

Ray Ray Lee

Nah, I'm telling you, something's totally wrong with her. (Monroe looks at him)