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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2

“Meanwhile at Jasmine's House” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Meanwhile at Jasmine's House” · Season 2

In this episode: Monroe (10), Jasmine Lee (9), Git (7), Dolt (6), Nester (5), Ray Ray Lee (3), Michael Lee (1)

Hear me out! I've spoken with two Delacuort warlocks and Phoebe Elsaware, that weather witch from Pittsburgh. They've all agreed to lend a hand here and there.

She caused one monsoon last year. It could happen to anyone! Besides, it was just New Jersey.

(sighs) No, I am the chosen one, the protector. It's my responsibility. Believe me, I'm not thrilled that the mantle of Te Xuan Ze seems to have, well, alluded my son, Michael.

Aye, we'll just wait and see who develops the powers, and it could happen at any time. One minute, they're normal, the next, boom, empowered warrior destined to battle evil.

Why? They've got no magic in them. They can't understand a word I'm saying. (gasps) Is the wee one coming?

The little hyperactive chimpanzee that darts about like a hummingbird on ten cups of coffee.

YRYounger Ray Ray Lee

Ah-Mah, Ah-Mah, Ah-Mah! We was in the car, and I've seen a cow, a brown cow, and mommy says we cannot have a cow because cows are too big, but I said I want a small one, or a monkey, or a dolphin, or a rhino, and June hit Dennis with her doll and Dennis pulled June's hair, and Daddy stopped the car and says: "No fighting in the car!" And Mommy said she had another migraine, and then I threw up. Can I have a cookie?

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