She's not picking up her cell.
“A Plan to Save Juniper” · Season 2
In this episode: Ray Ray Lee (8), Monroe (4), Juniper Kim Lee (3), Orangutan 2 (2), Barbara Lee (1)
Oh, for pity's sake, how long does it take to free some vermin-infested zoo animals?
Pfft. Dude, you're one to talk. Last summer, we could've charged tickets for that flea circus you were carrying around.
Uh, she's taking a shower.
No, she's not.
Uh, better water pressure. Yep! Oh, yeah! Have you ever showered at Jody's? Oh, mom, phenomenal water pressure. You're never gonna wanna shower any...
(gasps; to Monroe) You froze my mom!
Aye.
You turned her into a momsicile! I can't believe you, man! How could you not tell me you could do that? Seriously, dude, do you know how many times that would've saved my butt?!
Let me just say that while I always love a conversation about your posterior, we don't have the time. I must find June.
Then let's motor.
No way! I am outta here! If you think I'm gonna waste a perfectly good frozen mom, you've got another thing...
Psych! (laughs and runs after Monroe)
You don't think I could get a vegetarian plate, do ya?
TBT-Bone
The name's T-Bone, and in this joint, I call the shots. You may be top dog on the outside, missy, but in here, you're just the bottom... uh.... bottom...
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