Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Ray Ray Lee

Well, I can get small. I'll do more cardio (starts doing it as he grows a little more, crushing the fence) I didn't do it!

Ray Ray Lee

If you're making a new body, could it be a litter taller and with wings? As long as you're making one. (Juniper stares in annoyance)

Ray Ray Lee

I'll take it! (Juniper and Monroe stare at him in annoyance)

Ray Ray Lee

Worth a shot? This is my melon you're playin' all fast and loose with!

Ray Ray Lee

Uh, uh, maybe we should talk--

Ray Ray Lee

You can't hurt him.

Ray Ray Lee

Well, 'cause he may not have my brain or my dashing good looks, but until 10 minutes ago, that monster dude was me. (Juniper looks at him) Me, June. You can't hurt me. Please?

Ray Ray Lee

If you can catch him. (the Ray Ray monster starts running off) Man, I'm fast. (cut to later as the trio go after it) You made the right, June! Monster he's not evil, he's just misunderstood.

Ray Ray Lee

Sounds like a job for the vice president!

Ray Ray Lee

STOOOOOOP!!!! (The Ray Ray monster stops at a halt) Sit! (The Ray Ray monster does so) Good boy!

Ray Ray Lee

I told ya-- the dude's me. I like me, the only way he listens is if you yell.

Ray Ray Lee

He eats chocolate, dim sum, orange soda, Hawaiian pizza, caramel corn, or if he had none of that, just plain sugar, no vegetables, and he's not big on brushing his teeth, and whatever you do, don't try to give him a bath. You'll be way sorry. (gives the leash to the giant) Keep him well, little dude.

Ray Ray Lee

(laughs) I get it! Kinda.

Ray Ray Lee

Stop, man! I'm gonna puke! Ha ha!

Ray Ray Lee

She's not picking up her cell.