A character in The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Voiced by Lara Jill Miller
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · 2,336 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Life and Times of Juniper Lee: in 578 of its 2,336 quotes
Most scenes with: Ray Ray Lee (17), Monroe (14), Jasmine Lee (8)
Juniper LeeOphelia, you're not even trying.
Duh.
Juniper LeeYou're gonna let Mellisa O'Malley and her evil minions beat us?
Wait, wait, wait. You wanna win this thing purely out of spite?
Juniper LeeYeah.
Works for me. [starts doing faster pull-ups]
Juniper Lee[laughing] You actually saw Melissa putting on lip gloss during the 50-yard dash?
[also laughing] And, in the middle of her long jump!
[Both laugh harder]
Pardon me lass, but wouldn't actually be trying to win this thing, would ya?!
Juniper LeeAnd what if I am?
Have you completely lost your senses?! You're the Te Xuan Ze for pity's sake! Not only is that an unfair advantage, but you're attracting too much attention.
Juniper LeeOh please, I am totally working under the radar here. Bit by bit I am carefully, carefully, edging out the competition.
June! You just did 173 pull-ups! That's a new international record!
You're beating everyone like rugs, knock it off!
Juniper LeeFine! Buzz kill.
June.
Juniper LeeOh, uh, hey Taylor!
Ready to kick butt out there?
Juniper LeeI don't know, a lot of these kids here seem pretty good.
[shows her the charm necklace] Maybe, this'll bring you some extra luck.
Juniper LeeWow, that's so nice of you! [sees Marcus watching them] But sorry I can't, I'm uh, allergic to silver! Yeah, I get hives! Big nasty hives! (Taylor looks at her up and down)
This is made of brass.
Juniper LeeOh, uh, brass even worse! I get the hives plus you know, uh blindness! But um, uh thanks though, really.
[shoots a lightning bolt at Loki] Leave her alone!!!
Juniper Lee[starts to wake up] Uh, Taylor? [sees him shooting lightning bolts, thinking they're aimed at her] Oh, Marcus was right about you! [comes at Taylor, intending to punch him]
It's not what you think! [dodges Juniper's blow] Please June, stop. [dodges yet another blow] You gotta let me explain!
Juniper LeeOh sure, go ahead, tell me the whole sad story while I'm plastering you all over this cave like wallpaper!
Don't let her trash talk ya like that! Get her, son!
Juniper LeeLoki? You're Loki's son?
Kind of.
Juniper LeeKind of? So you're not the spawn of captain evil over here?
Well I...
Juniper LeeYou haven't kidnapped me and popped me down to the underworld?
Yes, but I...
Juniper LeeOr was just throwing lightning volts at me, and acting all nice like you liked me trying to give me presents? (Loki is getting bored of listening to them and starts opening and closing his hand like a mouth) No, you're just the son of the big honking demon god of lies!
Oh, enough already!
[getting out of his cage] Ahh, never send a boy to do a man's job.
Juniper LeeYeah, you're right. [gets ready to fight] Ya shoulda sent a girl.
Hey June, did you see where Taylor went after the meet? He just kind of, disappeared.
Juniper LeeUm, yeah, he had to go out of town. I think his dad got... transfered.
Wow, that was fast.
Not fast enough, that guy was evil.
Juniper LeeYeah well, maybe not entirely.
He was really cute!
Juniper Lee[laughing] Yeah, so cute!
Major cute!
Juniper LeeCrazy cute! [sees Marcus wilt at this]..But, you're way cuter! (Both smile, then realize what June just said [pause] Okay, gotta go!
Yeah, me too! [Both look back at each other and disappear off-screen at the same time]
Juniper LeeAll the people in Orchid Bay city will drown.
We all have to make sacrifices. [Juniper starts to take the triton away from him, when he won't give it up, they start to fight]...Wait, what am I doing? I have people for this. [whistles in a hench-monster]
I mean, did you even SEE how much soda I drank today? (Monroe looks over and sees a huge pile of soda cans)
Alright lad, (opens the chimney up) but I'm going to need your word as a gentlemen to... (Ray Ray comes out quickly and traps Monroe, then goes over to where June's trapped)
Hang on sis, I'll have ya outta there before ya can say dragon boogers! (cut to June inside)
Juniper LeeRay Ray? (cut back, Ray Ray lets her out) You rule Ray Ray!
He is so determined, so full of potential, so much...like you.
Juniper LeeYou think I'm like him?
I don't know.
...and I know you're gonna freak out but just stay with me, OK. (takes a deep breath) Magic, is real.
Juniper Lee...Wow. Figure that out all by yourself?
Get ahold of yourself!
Juniper LeeI'm fine Dennis, you on the other hand, know too much.
What? (Monroe throws Goblin Dust on him, he coughs) Did the dog just throw powder on me?!
Uh-oh.
What?
Apparently we've Goblin Dusted 'im so much he's developed an immunity to it.
Juniper LeeHe knows but, only enough to get himself killed out there. He needs to know.
(about to go on a "world-saving mission") Farewell sister, for I may not return. (leaves, June chases after him)
Juniper LeeDennis, wait! I've gotta tell you something!
Lass, no! Ya can't tell 'em the truth!
With the powers of H.A.T.E., the villains of L.O.V.E. don't stand a chance!
(upon seeing Ray Ray with Boomfist) Can it really be?
Juniper LeeIt's not possible.
Whoa. Why ya talkin' to the dog?
Juniper LeeBesides, tights make my butt look big.
Duh, whaddya think the cape's for?
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Jasmine LeeAmy Hill · 108 quotes
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LilaTara Strong · 40 quotes
Barbara LeeCandi Milo · 34 quotes
Dennis LeeAlexander Polinsky · 29 quotes
Marcus ConnerPhil LaMarr · 27 quotes
Helper ElfCarlos Alazraqui · 25 quotes
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