[shoots a lightning bolt at Loki] Leave her alone!!!
[starts to wake up] Uh, Taylor? [sees him shooting lightning bolts, thinking they're aimed at her] Oh, Marcus was right about you! [comes at Taylor, intending to punch him]
It's not what you think! [dodges Juniper's blow] Please June, stop. [dodges yet another blow] You gotta let me explain!
Oh sure, go ahead, tell me the whole sad story while I'm plastering you all over this cave like wallpaper!
Don't let her trash talk ya like that! Get her, son!
Loki? You're Loki's son?
Kind of.
Kind of? So you're not the spawn of captain evil over here?
Well I...
You haven't kidnapped me and popped me down to the underworld?
Yes, but I...
Or was just throwing lightning volts at me, and acting all nice like you liked me trying to give me presents? (Loki is getting bored of listening to them and starts opening and closing his hand like a mouth) No, you're just the son of the big honking demon god of lies!
Oh, enough already!
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