Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Actually lass, he's absolutely right.

Juniper Lee

But the magic he learns isn't real.

Monroe

Actually, a lot of the magic Dennis and his friends practice is based on real magical spells. He may even know more magic than YOU.

Monroe

It took a little work, but I managed dig up an Amnesian Stone. If used properly, it can wipe out the last 24 hours of Dennis' memory. ...Should I uh, give 'er a rub?

Juniper Lee

Mmm.... (glances at Dennis talking with Ray Ray) ...Nah. We couldn't have won today without Dennis. And... I know he can be a real pain but, well, it turns out he's pretty good at this. Heh. Who knew?

Monroe

(smiling) Guess it runs in the family.

Juniper Lee

Yeah. ....Who knows, maybe he'll even be fun to have around...

Dennis Lee

(offscreen) Hey June, what's this do? (she gets hit with a magical blast, burning her hair) Oh man! June! You should really label these things, June, sheesh.

Juniper Lee

(to Monroe) But hang on to the stone. Just in case.

Jasmine Lee

(after being turned younger) What's everybody staring at?

Ray Ray Lee

Whoa, Ah-Mah, you look hot.

Eww!

Ray Ray Lee

What? I can't say my own grandmother looks hot?

NO!

Jasmine Lee

(giggles) Of course you can sweetie, your Ah-Mah could never get tired of hearing it.

Juniper Lee

Roger, go home!

Roger Radcliffe

Not until I see Roxanne!

Juniper Lee

Roxanne went back to China!

Barbara Lee

He's got five minutes, then I'm turning on the sprinklers.

Roger Radcliffe

Roxanne!!! (the sprinklers turn on, Roger slips and falls)

Juniper Lee

Ya wanna show these guys what happens when ya mess with the Lee's?

Ray Ray Lee

Oh yeah! [Both proceed to give a beat-down to the Time Wraiths]

Juniper Lee

Well, that explains how Cletus can stand these things.

Gus

Not really, he'll eat anything. [Cletus takes a bite out of the couch]

Ray Ray Lee

Dude, you are so paying for that.

Monroe

[He makes a variety of weird gestures after being exposed to Tarabok Weed] Oh boy. [He starts growing in size, his shadow being cast over June and Ray Ray

Sweet Mary MacGonagall!

Juniper Lee

Hey Ophelia (as she shows and sees Ophelia upset and angry.) oh oh boy I am so so so sorry! I am so so late uh I was really tied up with um well. I was just busy with stuff and but you know i'm here now and ready to go.

Ophelia Ramírez

You're too late! Even if we filmed all night, I still wouldn't have time to cut it together for tomorrow.

Juniper Lee

Oh, Ophelia, I'm I'am really really sorry, Opheila. I just had to be...

Ophelia Ramírez

Someplace? (angry) I know, you have to be someplace, do something, go somewhere, anything but be here for your friends.

Juniper Lee

Ophelia, I-

Ophelia Ramírez

BUT THIS WAS IMPORTANT TO ME, JUNE AND YOU COULDN'T. JUST THIS ONE TIME BE HERE FOR ME, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU and you couldn't do this for me. You're my best friend and sometimes sometimes I can't even remember why.