[Billy rides the bike.]
The bike rocks! The wheels are like circles! [The bike crashes and he falls] The bike is fine. I should still be able to ride it at home. [The bike catches on fire] I'm sweating, I should get one lemonade.
[Cut to timecard "An awful lot of lemonade later", with the Male Narrator reading it, then back to Billy with a bloated belly]
Who needs a dumb bike to have fun anyway? Walking can be its own reward. Come on, legs, you can do it.
Hello, Billy.
Hello, Irwin.
I'm having so much fun with my bike!
[Irwin's bike crashes into a wall and his bike tire gets a puncture]
Oh no!
[knocks Billy over] Sorry! Are you alright, Billy?
Yep, I'm fine. What have you got on your feet?
Rollerblades. You put one on each foot and whoosh!
You knocked me over.
Yes. Sorry. I'll better see how they work. Look. And back the other way!
[laughs] Very good.
Let's go! [Skates off]
Mindy's going fast. I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
It was my bike tire. Look. It a got puncture.
How do bikes work?
With pedals.
[Mr. Kid mends Irwin's bike]
Mr. Kid has mended my bike.
Irwin, Pud'n, Sperg and Mandy have bikes, Mindy has rollerblades and Shelly Marsh and General Skarr has a motorbikes.
[Billy has a bloated belly and has to use the portable toilet. After using the portable toilet, he goes to the wheels store.]
Is it a red tricycle?
You always have to promise to drive it.
I promise!
I just remembered this story about a tortoise and a hare.
Can I tell you a story about the tortoise and the hare before I go with the red tricycle?
Of course you can.
Once there was a tortoise and a hare. They decided to have a race. But the tortoise was very slow. The hare knew he could run much faster than the tortoise and overtook him at once.
Then what happened?
Well, the hare stopped for a little rest and fell asleep.
Never!
And the tortoise, who was taking it very steady, overtook him.
You cannot be serious!
And to everyone's surprise, the tortoise won the race.
The story ended. It's time to go. Don't forget. You must drive it.
[Billy drives it out of the wheels store.]
You’re a three-wheel dream! I'll name you... Trykie! Come on, Trykie, let's go have some fun!
Guys! Hey, guys! Do you notice anything new?
[he and Pud'n burst out laughing] What is that, yo? Is that a tricycle?
Yep. Its name is Trykie.
Incoming data packet for Billy: only big babies ride tricycles.
That’s not true.
Ready for your bottle?
I’m not a big baby! I’m a young adult.
[singing] Baby Billy sitting in his crib, dripping mashed potatoes all down his bib.
You’re wrong! Trykie is cool! And I haven't worn a bib in months!
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