Irwin quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Irwin

Mandy! Take my hand!

Mandy

No, I know where that thing's been.

Billy

[Talking quickly] Ergh, I feel like a just ate a quarter tonne or raw meat, went into a coma for 6 days and fell out of a moving vehicle in to a pile of vomit.

Irwin

That's exactly what happened yo! Except, it's only been an hour.

Irwin

Hippo? He looks more like a fat cow.

Grim

[After a long, awkward silence] He's dead.

Oh, no, you didn't! I know you didn't just insult my man, H2O, dawg!

Irwin

It was a mistake yo! I'm sorry!

Is Goodbling gonna have to insult yo' Momma?

Irwin

No! Please!

Yo' momma's so.

She's so what?

Irwin

Grandmama!

Grandmama?

Billy

Are there any chocolate cupcakes?

Pud'n

What happens if I eat the chocolate cupcake?

Irwin

Chocolate gives me diarrhea, yo!

Nergal Jr.

What's it feel like, being in love, Irwin?

Irwin

It's like a beautiful flower inside your chest that's trying to burst out through your ribcage.

Billy

Like my dad's heartburn!