Harold quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

You're gonna love shed building, son. Even a complete and total nincompoop can do it.

Grim

Like you?

Yeah, like you. Now where was I gonna build that shed? It's all about location. [starts yodeling loudly]!

Grim

What the heck are you doing?!

Checking the acoustics [continues]!

Grim

I'm going home.

That's it! [drops material at Grim] The best location is always closest to the house.

Hey, boy. Trying to think, huh?

Billy

Uh, no. I don't do that anymore.

[Viking cuts Harold's pompadour off] Hey! My brain was in there!

Put me in the freezer!

Young man, you can be rude, break furniture, run up phone bills, shave the cat, and even harrass your mother! But when you touch the pomp, it's GO TIME!

Gladys

[as the Viking tries to attack her while she defends herself with a chair] See, Harold? I told you it was not a good idea for Billy to have doughnuts three times a day!

Gladys

Oh sorry, Billy. We weren't laughing AT you, we were laughing WITH you!

I was laughing at him.

... and it only cost us Billy's entire college fund!

Gladys

[Grabs Harold by the collar] WHAT did you say?!

I said "It's only cost us Billy's entire college fund!"

Gladys

Oh... well, it must be nice.

When it comes to matters of the heart, Billy is-

Mandy

Doomed.

...Yeah.

Mandy

I'm not a fly, Billy's Dad. It's me, Mandy. I need you to get Grim.

I get it! You're one of those talking flies that try to look like people!

No one steals Billy's soul. That wasn't in the school curriculum.

Oh, yes it was. It was on the first page of the brochure in bright red letters.

Yeah, but you didn't count on one thing: I can't read!

Gladys

Oh, for Pete's sake, Harold, what the heck is a giant anaconda doing in my kitchen?!

Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking.

Honey, remember what I promised would happen someday?

Gladys

You got the surgery?

Even better! I got transferred on work!

Grim

Transferred?

Billy

Transferred?

Aren't you excited? We get to move to another town and leave behind everything that has meaning to you!

Billy

But I don't wanna leave. I just finished marking my territory.

We've look for Billy for hours. He's no where to be found. We're too late! We failed him, Mandy! Failed! [cries] Oh, there he is.

I hear you loud and clear. Let me handle this.

[shouting] BILLY! I have something very very important to tell you! It's very crusel that you listen to me! OKAY? [Billy is still beating up Grim] Where'd you put the remote control to the TV? I can't find it anywhere!

Billy

In, the, bathroom, UGH!

Alright! Thanks, Billy!

You know, Skarr, there's something different about you lately. I can't quite squeeze my finger on it.

General Skarr

Different? [laughs nervously and gulps] It must be my... healthy glow of victory.

No... it's your hair! [indicates the giant leaf growing out of Skarr's head] You finally got one!