Billy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Billy

Hey, hey, Grim, Yo' momma is so ugly, I heard your dad met her at a dog show!

Grim

Shut up!

Billy

Ooh, ooh! Yo' momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind!

Shut up!

Fred Fredburger

[Grim accidentally spilled Fred's frozen yogurt] NO! You... KILLED my yogurt!

Grim

No, Fred! It was an accident!

Fred Fredburger

Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger!

Billy

Eh, good going, yogurt killer.

Billy

Are there any chocolate cupcakes?

Pud'n

What happens if I eat the chocolate cupcake?

Irwin

Chocolate gives me diarrhea, yo!

You know what hatches from this egg?

Billy

[confused] A two-headed grandma?

Nergal Jr.

What's it feel like, being in love, Irwin?

Irwin

It's like a beautiful flower inside your chest that's trying to burst out through your ribcage.

Billy

Like my dad's heartburn!

Nergal Jr.

Irwin, you HAVE to give Mandy your card. You put your soul into making it! Your blood, Your sweat, Your tears!

Billy

...Your puke!

Mandy

I thought we are going out for a hamburger. We've been in this car for hours. I get cranky when I get hungry!

Billy

I get hungry when I'm cranky! We're like twins! [burps as Mandy punches the back of the seat where Billy sits causing him to have an airbag on his own face]