Katherine quotes from The Golden Girls

What can I get you, lady?

Katherine

How about a shot of self-confidence?

Let me guess. You didn't come in here to drink. You've got a problem and need someone to talk to. Am I right?

Katherine

That's right.

Then take a quarter and call a shrink. This ain't Cheers!

Katherine

[about Dorothy] See, he's got this ex-wife.

Dorothy

You better be careful what you say. I happen to be an ex-wife.

Katherine

Not like his, I'm sure. No one's like her! She's superwoman. She was the perfect wife! Cooked, cleaned, had two kids, got an education, has never looked better, and now she has a career!

Dorothy

That wasn't a marriage. That's a commercial for a mini pad.

Katherine

Her name is Dorothy, and she's coming to our wedding. I mean, they're still friends! Listen to me. I'm so intimidated by a woman I've never even met.

Dorothy

Well, that's understandable. I mean, she sounds pretty terrific. I bet she's gorgeous too.

Katherine

No, the daughter had a nose job and she had her mother's nose. Evidently, it was a honker!

Katherine

[on Stan] He's smart, he's funny... and the best lover I've ever had.

Dorothy

You haven't slept around much, have you?