[Stan's fiancé, Katherine, is talking to Dorothy without realizing that the woman she's talking to is Dorothy, Stan's ex-wife.]
[about Dorothy] See, he's got this ex-wife.
You better be careful what you say. I happen to be an ex-wife.
Not like his, I'm sure. No one's like her! She's superwoman. She was the perfect wife! Cooked, cleaned, had two kids, got an education, has never looked better, and now she has a career!
That wasn't a marriage. That's a commercial for a mini pad.
Her name is Dorothy, and she's coming to our wedding. I mean, they're still friends! Listen to me. I'm so intimidated by a woman I've never even met.
Well, that's understandable. I mean, she sounds pretty terrific. I bet she's gorgeous too.
No, the daughter had a nose job and she had her mother's nose. Evidently, it was a honker!
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