TV show quotes
Thanks to you, now I'm gonna be working at Dippity Doo Dog until I'm dippity dead!
[Ashley storms off]
I think it worked. I think she's feeling much better.
I think you've been smokin' a little bit too much of that catnip.
Hey! You take that back!
Carlton. It's over.
It's not over! (Talking to himself) What does he mean it's over?! It can't be over!
Will, I'm a little uncomfortable with nudity.
Oh, don't worry, Carlton, we're all uncomfortable with your nudity.
If I leave, I'm not coming back, Vivian.
Good.
B-because once I leave out that door, I'm gone... I'm moving closer to the door, Vivian. This is your last chance... I mean it!
Oh, for God's sake, would you leave already?
Do you have any Tom Jones records?
(smiling) DO I?!
What, one day you were sipping some tea and crumpets and thought, "Hey! I should fly half-way around the world to steal from the father I don't even know!"
Having a pet is a big responsibility. You have to feed him, clean up after him.
Just don't expect a thank you.
Daddy, you know how you told me that Harry's black now, because rabbits change black colors for Easter? Isn't there a little more to that story?
Well, yes. Uh,... Nicky, you remember in The Lion King when Mufasa...?
Daddy, did you sit on Harry?
Yes. But... But...
That's okay, Dad. Death is a natural part of life. But what a way to go.
Will, no, stop it! Go bother Tat!
No, don't bother Tat!
[sings] The sun'll come out tomorrow.
The owner wants to put him down.
What?! When?
Tomorrow.
[sings] It's only a day away.
You can play with Carlton's clubs.
What? You want me to play on my knees?
Sounds like you guys won!
Hell, no! He's an even worse golfer than you!
(to Hilary) William Shatner is gonna be on your show?! (to Will) And you knew? You lived in the same pool house with me, knowing how much this would mean to me and you didn't tell me? I don't even know who you are.
Hey G, what's up, man? Hey, look, um, (referring to himself) I got this friend, right? You know, he kinda got a little problem. He got these 3 cousins and they all moving on with new and exciting lives and everything.
Is your friend pensive?
My friend doesn't know what pensive means.
Oh, Geoffrey, I'm gonna miss you. Oh, we have to have a special going away dinner for you. What do you wanna make?
So, Will, did you find a new place?
Uh, well, Uncle Phil...
Yeah, it's a great place.
How does it look?
Well, it's got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors.
Carlton's just playin', y'all. There's something I have to...
So, when do we get to see it?
You can't.
Why not?
Because it's tinted. You can't see inside of it.
Carlton, it's okay, man, I can do this. You can't see my apartment, because I don't have one.
It's a condo.
Okay. That's all right, Carlton.
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