LLisa
Will?
WWill (wearing a fat suit)
Well, it ain't Fat Albert!
S5 E11Will Steps Out
S5 E12Same Game, Next Season
What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?
S5 E14It's a Wonderful Lie
What are you thinking about?
I'm just trying to recall what it felt like to be 15.
It was so long ago, how could you remember?
[Vivian scowls at her husband]
I'm just so upset, I'm saying things I don't even mean.
You know something? This is all your fault.
What is that, like the theme of this family? "When in doubt, blame Will."
S5 E15Bullets Over Bel-Air
Why do you shave and Ashley doesn't?
Well, you know, because guys grow beards and some women don't.
(after being shot at the bank) Hey, don't be looking at me like that. Y'all know ain't no little bullet gonna stop me. Although, I will be doing my banking by mail from now on. Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker.
We can see Will, but we have to go right home after that.
Why?
Well, apparently we're driving the nursing staff crazy.
(Hilary and a nurse walk into the room)
I don't understand. I'm just a visitor. Why do I need medication? And what is Prozac anyway? Do you think I need this? I feel fine.
S5 E16A Decent Proposal
LLisa
Will, you can be so stupid!
Well, stupid is as stupid does!
LLisa
What does that have to do with anything?
I don't know but the movie made a billion dollars.
[defibrillator on hand] Check it out, Will. I'm the black dude on ER.
LLisa
Jazz, that's not a toy.
It doesn't have to be a toy to be fun. Check this out. Clear!
[he shocks himself, and is sent rolling through the hallway]
LLisa
(to Philip) Have you ever crushed anyone?
S5 E17Will is From Mars...
WDr. Whitehorn
Hello, George. Wheezie.
GGeorge
Hey, Whitey.
WDr. Whitehorn
That's, uh -- That's Dr. Whitehorn.
GGeorge
Yeah, yeah, Horny. Where do you want me to sit?
WWheezie
Well?
GGeorge
Well, what?
WWheezie
He said to name three things you like about me.
GGeorge
Fine. Your mother died. Your mother's dead. Your mother ain't livin' no more.
(Will laughs then coughs when he sees Lisa glaring at him)
S5 E20As the Will Turns
I'm Young and I'm Restless. And I've only got One Life to Live, so I've got to follow my Guiding Light and search for tomorrow.
S5 E21Save the Last Trance for Me
Uncle Phil, be honest. When Aunt Viv was pregnant with Carlton, did she... (imitates someone drinking.)
Carlton, are you sure Aunt Viv didn't... (imitates someone drinking.)
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