GMGreat Mentos
May I have a volunteer.
Oh, pick me, oh Great Mentos, pick me!
Oh, shoot me, oh Great Mentos, shoot me!
S5 E21Save the Last Trance for Me
(Philip barks)
(to Vivian) Hey, hey, hey. Look, I'll walk him but somebody else gonna have to pooper-scoop.
S5 E23Cold Feet, Hot Body
DDenise
(walks into kitchen) Surprise!
(sees her and screams) AAAAHHHH!!!
I feel good!
Alright, I'll do you- IT! I'll do it... I mean, I'll give you a ride- OOH!!
(to Denise) We ain't gonna let you walk no 11 miles. Where's Nicky's skateboard?
(to Carlton) There's a beautiful woman talking to me, but I don't expect you to understand that!
Yo, Carlton, people are complaining there ain't no bacon on the BLT's.
Well, where’s the law that says the "B" has to stand for "bacon"? Read the damn sign!
Bread, lettuce and tomato!?
S5 E24Love in an Elevator
SStripper
Geoffrey? But you told me your name was Will.
No, I said I was will-ing.
S5 E25For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll
[Will and Carlton poke through the gifts]
Oooh, I wonder what's in here? [drops and breaks the gift]
Probably something that has to be replaced.
Looka here, looka here. Look at these cute little money-sized envelopes. [extracts cash] BOOM-BYA! This is one of my favorite presents: Ben Franklin! [to the $100 bill] Excuse me, Ben, allow me to show you to your seat... [inserts the bill into his back pocket and spanks it]
(last line of the season) Y'all come back now, y'hear?
S6Burnin' Down the House
Of all the rooms to burn in your uncle's home...(amused) the kitchen! Are you mad, boy?
Uncle Phil, are you gonna let me go anytime soon?
(calmly) No, Will.
That's cool.
I am going to get to the bottom of this mishap once and for all!
[Philip starts stomping on the floor)
[Will runs downstairs panic-struck]
EARTHQUAKE!
S6Bourgie Sings the Blues
(talking on the phone) What do you mean I didn't get the job? Budget problems? But I was volunteering!
(on the phone) I can't be a Big Brother? They didn't like me? Well, you tell those little brats I don't like them either!
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