(on TV; proposes to Hilary) Hilary Banks!
Will you marry me?! (slams into the ground; whole family and Geoffrey watch in disbelief)
I ain't no bungee expert or nothin', but I don't think he's supposed to be slammin' into the ground like that.
(The footage of Trevor's untimely death is cut to a "Please Stand By" message)
"Please Stand By"? Great, the president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
Let's just pray that Trevor's okay. (later, after returning from Trevor's funeral) It was a lovely service.
Trevor didn't look so bad for a dude that had a concrete facelift.
Fool! Like that was his real head.
Could you two show a little compassion? Your sister is right behind you.
(Hilary comes into the room, wearing a black wedding dress with Vivian comforting her)
I still can't understand.
VVivian
Sweetheart, the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
No, I mean technically, am I a widow or what? This is all my fault, if I hadn't asked for a special proposal, Trevor would've been in my arms, instead of in my purse. (Pulls out a small urn.) I love you, Trevor. (Cries)
Um, Hilary? Trevor wasn't cremated.
Eww! Then who's this? (Hands the urn to Will who in turn, passes the urn to Geoffrey.)
(Holding the urn) I'll see him to the door, sir.
Hey, Uncle Phil, that is not cool, man, the way you're dissin' my father like that.
The hell with your father!
VVivian
Phillip, for God's sake - !
He waltzes in here after fifteen years-
Oh, excuse me - fourteen years - and acts like nothing has happened! Wake up, Will! This is the same guy who didn't think enough of you to pick up the damn phone!
He made a mistake. I'm sorry that everyone can't be as perfect as you, Uncle Phil, but if I can forgive him, how come you can't?
Because he's not doing this for you. He's doing this for himself. And if you think any differently, then you're a fool!
VVivian
Hey, hey, just cool it! Just cool down; we can talk about this another time.
You know what, Aunt Viv, ain't even nothing to talk about. I've been waiting for this for a long time - my whole life - and ain't nobody gonna stop me. Come tomorrow, I'm outta here!
Oh, yeah? I don't think so.
Who cares what you think?! YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!
[Phillip is visibly hurt by this statement. Will angrily storms out of the kitchen.]
What are you thinking about?
VVivian
I'm just trying to recall what it felt like to be 15.
It was so long ago, how could you remember?
[Vivian scowls at her husband]
I'm just so upset, I'm saying things I don't even mean.
We can see Will, but we have to go right home after that.
Well, apparently we're driving the nursing staff crazy.
(Hilary and a nurse walk into the room)
I don't understand. I'm just a visitor. Why do I need medication? And what is Prozac anyway? Do you think I need this? I feel fine.
If I leave, I'm not coming back, Vivian.
B-because once I leave out that door, I'm gone... I'm moving closer to the door, Vivian. This is your last chance... I mean it!
Oh, for God's sake, would you leave already?
So, Will, did you find a new place?
Yeah, it's a great place.
VVivian
How does it look?
Well, it's got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors.
Carlton's just playin', y'all. There's something I have to...
So, when do we get to see it?
Because it's tinted. You can't see inside of it.
Carlton, it's okay, man, I can do this. You can't see my apartment, because I don't have one.
Okay. That's all right, Carlton.
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