Hey, Uncle Phil, that is not cool, man, the way you're dissin' my father like that.
The hell with your father!
Phillip, for God's sake - !
He waltzes in here after fifteen years-
Fourteen.
Oh, excuse me - fourteen years - and acts like nothing has happened! Wake up, Will! This is the same guy who didn't think enough of you to pick up the damn phone!
He made a mistake. I'm sorry that everyone can't be as perfect as you, Uncle Phil, but if I can forgive him, how come you can't?
Because he's not doing this for you. He's doing this for himself. And if you think any differently, then you're a fool!
Hey, hey, just cool it! Just cool down; we can talk about this another time.
You know what, Aunt Viv, ain't even nothing to talk about. I've been waiting for this for a long time - my whole life - and ain't nobody gonna stop me. Come tomorrow, I'm outta here!
Oh, yeah? I don't think so.
Who cares what you think?! YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!
[Phillip is visibly hurt by this statement. Will angrily storms out of the kitchen.]
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