Will Smith quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Will

(last line of the season) Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Will

What, one day you were sipping some tea and crumpets and thought, "Hey! I should fly half-way around the world to steal from the father I don't even know!"

Philip

I want to talk to you.

Will

About what?

Philip

You know. From the minute you walked through that door, you've been a one-man wrecking crew, trying to tear down what's taken a lot of hard work to build up, skewering everything with your flippant shenanigans!

Will

I was with you up until "skewering".

How was the flight, honey?

Will

Yo, the plane ride was stupid. I was up in the first class...

Philip

Excuse me?

Will

No, I'm saying the plane ride was dope.

Philip

Excuse me?!

Will

No... Stupid, dope, it's not what you think. How would I say this... [in Bryant Gumbel like voice] the flight was really neat.

Philip

Ashley, honey, where is your violin?

Ashley

Big Sal has it.

Big Sal?

Ashley

He owns this really cool store where you don't even need any money. You just go in and give him something you don't even want and he gives you this ticket and...

Philip

A pawn shop?! You took her to a pawn shop?!

Will

Yeah, you don't have many pawn shops in Bel-Air. I had to drive all the way to east L.A.

East L.A.?

Philip

How dare you pawn her violin?!

Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.

Will

He liked James Brown?

He even wore his hair like him.

Will

[laughs] He had hair?

Carlton

Plans for Palm Springs: 1: Work on golf swing. 2: Review SAT practice book. 3: Ask Mr. Firth about a summer internship.

Will

4: Get the stick out of your butt!

The ringleader agreed to confess, only if a camera crew were present to broadcast live. What you are about to see is Minuteman 21 News exclusive. [camera shows Will]

Will

Yeah! We done it! Word to Big Bird! We fixed 8 Benzitos, 15 Jags, and a Maserati! But I ain't like the upholstery, so I took it back, Jack!

And do you have anything to say? [shows Carlton]

Carlton

Dad?!

Will

(to Jazz) What kind of poem is that?

Jazz

I'm starvin'. When do we eat here?

Philip

We eat here later. You eat here never.

Jazz

Looks like you eat here often.

Ashley

I can't believe Carlton went to bed early.

Will

Ashley, if you found out the only person in the world who would go out with was mentally deranged, you'd go to bed too.

Jazz

I dunno 'bout West Philly, but in L.A. you don't give stuff like that away.

Will

I dunno 'bout L.A., but in West Philly, you mess with some other brother's girlie, you mess around and get yourself killed.

Jazz

Well I dunno 'bout West Philly, but in L.A. we're man enough to take that risk.

Will

My brother, you wanna take this outside?!?

How would you feel if I came into your room and suddenly started throwing chalk around?

Will

I'd be devastated. (said in a deadpan manner)

Carlton

There's been a tragedy at school! Somebody scratched the word "Fresh" on the alumni desk. They already have a lead on who did it.

Will

[nervously] They do?

Carlton

They think it was a freshmen who lost his cool.

Ashley

Lost his cool, that's funny. "Fresh" means cool, right Will?

Will

I can't keep up with this new hip lingo.

Ashley

But I thought that's why they called you the Fresh Prince?

Phillip

Day damn one, Vivian! Day damn one!

Will

Come on, Ashley. Let's write our letters to Santa.

Ashley

Will, don't you have something better to do with your Christmas vacation than writing some silly letter?

Will

Come on, Ashley. You can help me with mine. How do you spell Vanessa Williams?

We're putting together a program for Jonathan's parents' party tonight.

Jonathan's stepfather is a record producer and he asked us not to do tired old Christmas carols. Here's our program.

Will

[Takes a look at the program] Wait a minute. "You Don't Bring Me Flowers", "People Who Need People", "The Way We Were". Who'll come down the chimney, Barbra Streisand?

You've been to my parents' parties?