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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air · Season 1

“Mistaken Identity” quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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“Mistaken Identity” · Season 1

In this episode: Will Smith (2), Carlton Banks (2), Phillip Banks (1)

Plans for Palm Springs: 1: Work on golf swing. 2: Review SAT practice book. 3: Ask Mr. Firth about a summer internship.

4: Get the stick out of your butt!

RReporter

The ringleader agreed to confess, only if a camera crew were present to broadcast live. What you are about to see is Minuteman 21 News exclusive. [camera shows Will]

Yeah! We done it! Word to Big Bird! We fixed 8 Benzitos, 15 Jags, and a Maserati! But I ain't like the upholstery, so I took it back, Jack!

RReporter

And do you have anything to say? [shows Carlton]

Dad?!

I've got a few questions for you. When you got this alleged confession from these two young men, did they have a lawyer present? No. Because I'm their lawyer. Did you notify their parents? No. Because we're their parents. So, officer, don't tell us to wait, and don't tell us to sit down. Just open that damn cell and let those two boys outta there or I'm gonna tie this place up with so much litigation that your grandchildren are gonna need lawyers!

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